MG Round 2 Question B

 

 

Doug: And welcome back.  Before we start Round 2, let's take a moment
and meet our players -- starting with Michael. 

Michael: My name is Michael Clifford.  I am from Marlton, New Jersey.  
I am currently unemployed.  I like watching game shows and playing 
netgames.

Doug: Glad to have you here from Jersey.  And let's say hi to your
opponent -- Cassie.
 
Cassie: My name is Cassie. I'm currently 26, living in Glendale, Arizona
-- and I may just be your very first transgender player.  I'm also an 
admirer of children's animated programs, and consider myself an
expert on the band U2.

Doug: OK -- before anyone wonders -- Cassie *did* play with us previously
and disclosed her previous identity.  We can confirm Cassie, under the 
previous identity, waited the required amount of time to try and qualify 
for a new episode.  More to the point, Cassie noted it's been quite a few
*years* since she's been in our netgames community.  So -- we're glad to
have you back in our neighborhood, Cassie.

(Doug pushes button on toaster revealing Round 2 question)

 

 

Doug: All right, back to the game and our second round.  Michael, you're
leading.  Which question would you like?

Michael: I'll go for B this time.

Doug: (grabs B; walks to panel)  Trying B -- very well.  One star will
sit this one out.

 

Doug: And it's the man who can't wait to star opposite Meredith in
"The New Graduate".  (a few laughs from the crowd)  For everyone else,
here's the assignment.

Hey did you hear they've created a new Kim Kardashian doll?  
You wind it up and it << BLANKS >>.

(audience laughs) (think music plays) 

(new sign seen on the "square" as Chris writes his answer:)

Doug: Hup -- new message behind Chris.  Let's see.

+-------------------+
|  WHEN A MIME IS   |
| ARRESTED, DO COPS |
| HAVE TO SAY "YOU  |
| HAVE THE RIGHT TO |
|  REMAIN SILENT"?  |
+-------------------+

(audience laughs)

Doug: Good question.  Even better -- how do you get a peep out
of a mime in court?

(a few laughs)

 

Doug: And they're ready.  Michael -- question again.

Hey did you hear they've created a new Kim Kardashian doll?  
You wind it up and it << BLANKS >>.

Michael: She doesn't really have a job, so I will say that the 
Kim Kardashian doll "does nothing".

(audience laughs and applauds)

Doug: I *like* that.  I mean -- I'll watch her reality shows
once in a blue moon -- and think -- why is she popular? 
(more laughs)  Well, let's see if you, literally, can turn
nothing into something for your score.  Josh, we start again
with you.

Josh: Ah yes. E! Is selling these everywhere. They're still 
trying to milk it dry. E! Loves them because they're cheap to 
produce, because you wind it up and it... [STILL DOES NOTHING]

(ding; audience applause)

Josh: But, like the real Kim K., people still watch it, for some 
reason.

(audience laughs)

Doug: That's what I'm talkin' about.  We move across to Greg,
now.

Greg: (card) Gets Pregnant.

(buzz) (audience laughs)

Doug: Now that was my thought.  Over to Ryan now.  Hey did 
you hear they've created a new Kim Kardashian doll?  You wind it
up and it...

Ryan: (card)

+==============+
| Does Nothing |
+==============+

(ding; audience applause)

Doug: There's another nothing.  Brian, you got nothing?

Brian: The only thing I could think of was...

[her rear end shakes]

(buzz) (audience laughs)

Doug: Plenty of junk in her trunk.  And Chris, wrap this
up for us.

Chris: I've seen the tabloid pics...so I said you wind it up and it...

+--------+
|  GAINS |
| WEIGHT |
+--------+

Chris: A *LOT* of weight!!

(audience laughs) (buzz) 

Doug: Well -- goes with the territory on Greg's "preggers" answers.

 

STILL DOES NOTHING | (match in R1) | GETS PREGNANT
DOES NOTHING | HER REAR END SHAKES | GAINS WEIGHT

Michael's response: DOES NOTHING

 

 

Doug: Michael, as for you, you're up to CY$300.  Cassie, gotta get
on the board.

MG ROUND 2 CONTINUES