MG Round 2 Question A
Doug: (grabs A) You're left with A -- (fanfare sounds; audience cheers) -- and it's the Grand Question. Chance for one or both of you to pick up some extra moolah. Now, Cassie, you're still trying to match as many of our panelists as you can for CY$100 each. If you do manage a clean sweep, we still kick in an extra CY$400 and all that counts toward your score. Concurrently, Cassie *and* Michael are playing for a CY$1000 bonus, which does *not* apply to the score of the game. And by a random pre-selection, it indicates on my card if either or both players match Chris Wolvie, Cassie, Michael or both will pick up CY$1000 each. So everyone gets to respond to this question. Chuck Norris said, "Someone *really* needs to do their homework before posting these so-called facts about me online. When I was born, I didn't spank the doctor. I actually << BLANKED >> him." (audience laughs) (think music plays)
Doug: OK, we're all set. Cassie, let me repeat the question -- then I'll take your answer. Michael, I get your answer for the bonus only. Chuck Norris said, "Someone *really* needs to do their homework before posting these so-called facts about me online. When I was born, I didn't spank the doctor. I actually << BLANKED >> him." Cassie: Punched. (a few applaud) Doug: OK, Chuck's been known to do that. Michael, your response for the bonus. Michael: Chuck Norris KICKED the doctor. (audience cheers) Doug: Ah-ha, perhaps a roundhouse kick to the face. Well, let's start comparing answers. We'll go to Chris for the bonus answer first. Chris, what did you think? Chris: We rail on Chuckie a lot, don't we? Why would he just SLAP a guy? I say he... +---------+ | KARATE- | | CHOPPED | +---------+ Chris: ...the poor guy! (buzz) (audience applause) Doug: Yeah, there ya go. OK, no bonus. Normal scoring for Cassie from here. We go back to the front of the line and Josh. Josh: I felt like I had two really good ones. I'm gonna go extreme and say he [KILLED] him. (buzz) (audience laughs) Doug: Woah. Now that *is* extreme. Chad? Chad: Well, come on. Chuck Norris. Karate. He actually... [CHOPPED HIM] (buzz) (audience applause) Doug: Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Now, let's get Greg's answer -- chop-chop. (a few from the crowd laugh) Greg: (card) Roundhouse Kicked Him (buzz) (audience applause) Doug: If only you were picked for this question, Michael would've had the bonus. Oh well. Over to Ryan. Chuck Norris said, "Someone *really* needs to do their homework before posting these so-called facts about me online. When I was born, I didn't spank the doctor. I actually..." Ryan: (card) +=============+ | Cracked His | | Ribs | +=============+ (audience laughs) (buzz) Doug: Another good thought. And Brian, wrap this up, please. Brian: Chuck -- (card) [karate-chopped] his doctor. (buzz) (audience applause) Doug: Another chop -- but no punch.
KILLED | CHOPPED HIM | ...KICKED
CRACKED HIS RIBS | KARATE-CHOPPED | KARATE-CHOPPEDCassie's response: PUNCHED
Michael's response: KICKED
Doug: Well, we had chops and kicks -- but no punches. Michael leads 300 to nothing. Come back and find out who moves on to the Squares -- after this. (audience applause; MG-HSH music plays)MG ROUND 3 BEGINS
