MG Round 2 Question A

 

 


Doug: (grabs A; walks to panel)  And since Dom's yet to score, everyone
plays this.

Kermit the Frog said, "The Swedish Chef doesn't understand Italian cuisine.  
Instead of meatballs, he serving spaghetti with << BLANK >> balls."


(audience laughs)  (think music plays)



 



Doug: All right, we're all set.  Dom, question again.

Kermit the Frog said, "The Swedish Chef doesn't understand Italian cuisine.  
Instead of meatballs, he serving spaghetti with << BLANK >> balls."

Dom: He used to chase chickens all the time... chicken balls? 
 
(a few in the crowd laugh and clap; most groan)

Doug: Ya really got 'em sold on that one.  It is possible to make chicken
balls.  Let's see what our panel thought of.  Tom?

Tom: The chef's specialty...
SWEDISH MEATBALLS

(buzz) (scattered applause)

Doug: Ahhh, makes sense.  Chad, what came to your mind.

Chad: It's kind of like a matzo ball, but not quite...

[MOTH]

(buzz) (audience laughs)

Doug: Mmmmm -- nummy nummy.  Just like mom used to make.  Chris?

Chris: Ze plurn de hurn de yammer yammer de spaghetti wit de...

+--------+
|  MOTH  |
| BALLS  |
+--------+

(audience laughs and applauds) (buzz) 

Doug: Great impression, man.  Over to the lower tier and Ryan.
Kermit the Frog said, "The Swedish Chef doesn't understand Italian 
cuisine.  Instead of meatballs, he serving spaghetti with 
<< BLANK >> balls."

Ryan: (card)
+======+
| Fish |
+======+

(buzz)  (audience laughs)

Doug: Italian meets Chinese.  I see can see that.  Brian?

Brian: He serves them with (card) CHEESEBALLS

(buzz)  (audience laughs)

Doug: *That* was my answer.  And -- Dusty.  He's in seat six.
Anything's possible.

Dusty: OK, I'll probably have to claim the "Deutsch seat" defense 
on this one, too. But at least it's fair for both Dom and Michael?

(ducks behind table and a lone arm holds up the answer card...)

+-------+
| BEET- |
| BALLS |
+-------+

(buzz)  (audience boos)

Doug: Patti, if you're watching, I hope he's doing you proud.

(audience laughs)



 

SWEDISH MEAT- | MOTH | MOTH
FISH | CHEESE | BEET

Dom's response: CHICKEN

 

 


Doug: All right.  Two rounds are in the books.  Michael's padded his
lead.  But we've still got one round to go.  Who's moving on to the
squares?  Find out after this.

(audience applause; MG-HSH music plays)

MG ROUND 3 BEGINS