MG Round 3 Question B

 

 

Doug: And we're back.  One more round to go before Hollywood Squares.

(Doug presses button on toaster revealing Round 3 questions)

Doug: We're still scoreless.  Since John went first in Round 2, Rick
picks first in Round 3.  A or B?

Rick: I'll pick B.

 

 

Doug: (grabs B; walks to panel)  Very well.  All six stars play since
we've yet to have a match.

Dumb Donald was disappointed after watching all six seasons of a 
certain MTV series on DVD.  He thought "The Hills" was just going to 
focus on Audrina Patridge's << BLANK >>.

(audience laughs) (think music plays) 

Doug: Waitin' on Chad to get in there. 

 

Doug: Now we're all set.  Rick, question again.  

Dumb Donald was disappointed after watching all six seasons of a 
certain MTV series on DVD.  He thought "The Hills" was just going to 
focus on Audrina Patridge's << BLANK >>.

Rick: Boobs


(audience cheers)

Doug: Something tells me our drought is about to end shortly.  
"Boobs" is the answer.  Philip, we start again with you -- why 
spoil a good think?

Philip: Donald was after the (card) boobs!

(ding; audience applause)

Doug: And we finally have our first match of the game.  Chad, do
you add to that?

Chad: The Hiiiiills are alive...

[BOOBS]

(ding; audience applause)

Doug: Another match.  Up to CY$200 for Rick.  Mark, do you make it
300?

Mark: (card) BOOBS

(ding; audience applause)

Doug: Three for three so far as we go to Ryan.  Dumb Donald was 
disappointed after watching all six seasons of a certain MTV series
on DVD.  He thought "The Hills" was just going to focus on 
Audrina Patridge's...

Ryan: (card)

+=========+
| Breasts |
+=========+

(ding; audience applause)

Doug: "Breasteses" works just as well.  Dean?

Dean: Yeah, I used this card on a previous show.  I've never 
seen the show, but Rick and I would like to see...

  +--------+
  | BOOBS! |
  +--------+

(ding; audience applause)

Doug: Five for five.  It's down to David.

David,

if

you

wrote

down

"boobs",

"breasteses"

or 

something

to

that

effect,

Rick

picks

up

the

four-

hundred

cyber-

dollar

bonus

for

maxing

out.

What

did

you

write

down?

David: I hope we're still on the air after this.....

(censored sfx as bar covers David's answer while he reveals it)

(ding) (audience laughs and cheers)

Doug: David, I'm worried about you getting picked for the 
Head-To-Head Match and the question is "<< BLANK >> Mouse".

(audience laughs)

 

BOOBS | BOOBS | BOOBS
BREASTS | BOOBS! | (rhymes with "grits")

Rick's answer: BOOBS

 

 

Doug: Rick, for thinking about Audrina's breasteses, you get a grand.
Only in America.  (audience laughs)  John, if he can max out on one
question, so can you.

MG ROUND 2 CONTINUES