MG Round 1 Question B

 

 

Doug: (grabs B; walks to panel)  Once again, everyone on the panel
plays this question.
 
Larry the litigant said, "I just lost my case in Judge Judy's courtroom.  
It could've been worse.  Judge << BLANK >> could've ruled against me."

(audience laughs) (think music plays) 

 

(stars write)
 
Doug: Chad's almost done.  Mark's almost done.   

 

Doug: And the jury -- uh, I mean -- stars are ready.  Questions again
for you, John.  

Larry the litigant said, "I just lost my case in Judge Judy's courtroom.  
It could've been worse.  Judge << BLANK >> could've ruled against me."

John: Joe Brown

(audience groans) 

Doug: Now, first, I have to confess.  I have not seen much of the honorable
Judge Brown's work.  From what little I've seen, he seems to be one of
the nicer judges on TV.  Certainly has to be tough when necessary -- 
but still, probably not as mean as Judge Judy.  

Then again, ya never know.  Let's start comparing answers with Philip.

Philip: (card) Roy Bean

(audience applause) (buzz)

Doug: There ya go.  The hangin' judge.  

Chad: I dunno if you've heard, Doug, but an old friend of the courtroom
has gotten his judicial license...

[MIKE TYSON]

(audience laughs) (buzz)

Doug: Hey, who knew?  Mark over to you.

Mark: This took a lot of thinking, as you could probably tell.  But 
then it finally occurred to me...

(card) SIMON COWELL

(audience cheers)  (buzz)

Doug: Ahhh, that's a good one.  No one's thought of my answer yet.
Let's come on down and visit Ryan.  Larry the litigant said, "I just 
lost my case in Judge Judy's courtroom.  It could've been worse.  
Judge << BLANK >> could've ruled against me."

Ryan: (card)
 
+=======+
| Dredd |
+=======+

(audience cheers)  (buzz)

Doug: Now *that* was my answer.  Judge Dredd, the comic character.
Sly Stallone played him in a movie back in the mid '90s.  Dean?

Dean: He is the law!

+-------+
| JUDGE |
| DREDD |
+-------+

(more cheers)  (buzz)

Doug: Another Dredd.  True story, I briefly dated one of Sly's cousins.
Fun gal named Celeste.  She showed me pictures of her and Sly at his
home in California.  She even stayed in touch with Jackie.  And David,
wrap this up for us, please.

David: Oh my poor Larry the litigant you had to endure Judge Judy, 
but at least it wasn't.....

----------------
| SIMON COWELL |
----------------

(more cheers)  (buzz)

Doug: Two Simons, two Dredds, a hangin' judge and Iron Mike -- but
no Joe.

 

ROY BEAN | MIKE TYSON | SIMON COWELL
DREDD | DREDD | SIMON COWELL

John's answer: JOE BROWN

 

 

Doug: And with that -- (points to scoreboard; a few laughs from the crowd)
-- we have an exciting pitchers' duel.  Come back for Round 2 -- where
we'll meet the players and hopefully make some matches -- after this.

(audience applause; MG-HSH music plays)

MG ROUND 2 BEGINS