MG Round 1 Question A

 

 

(audience cheers) (Doug presses button revealing Round 1 questions
on the toaster)

Doug: Rick, you won the right to go first.  I have two questions here.
A or B?

Rick: I'll pick A.

 

 

Doug: (grabs A; walks to panel) A it is and we're off and running.
We've got great challengers, a great groups of stars and (scans 
card) oooh, I think a great question to start off.

Cedric the Entertainer said, "Oh, yeah, I'm sure sure.  I found
myself asking, 'It's worth *WHAT*?!?!!?' -- when I found out
<< BLANK >> sold at auction for a million dollars."


(audience laughs) (think music plays) 

 

Doug: Remember, as always, it's a Round 1 question.  Good time to let
the imagination run free.

 

Doug: And we're all set.  Rick, first chance to score.  Here's the
question again.

Cedric the Entertainer said, "Oh, yeah, I'm sure sure.  I found
myself asking, 'It's worth *WHAT*?!?!!?' -- when I found out
<< BLANK >> sold at auction for a million dollars."

Rick: The movie "Johnson Family Vacation".

(mix of laughs and groans from the crowd)

Doug: Ah, I remember that.  I remember that got a load of low scores
from film critics.  Well, let's see if anyone over here thought of
that -- starting with our newest member of the group, Philip.

Philip: Donald Trump's hairpiece.

(audience laughs)  (buzz)

Doug: Ahhhh, I like that answer.  Chad, what say ye?

Chad: I think he'd be a bit surprised to find that...

[CEDRIC]

...he sold at auction!

(audience laughs)  (buzz)

Doug: Sort of in the ballpark with Rick's answer -- but not a 
match.  Mark, great seeing you again.  What came to your
mind?

Mark: Well, the way the economy is these days, anything's possible...

(flip) A GALLON OF GAS

(buzz) (audience laughs and applauds)

Doug: Sad but true.  Let's come on down and visit the Ryan Express.
Cedric the Entertainer said, "Oh, yeah, I'm sure sure.  I found
myself asking, 'It's worth *WHAT*?!?!!?' -- when I found out
<< BLANK >> sold at auction for a million dollars."  He said 
a copy of "Johnson Family Vacation" and you said...

Ryan: (card)

+================+
| One of my Hats |
+================+

(audience laughs)  (buzz)

Doug: Again, we're flirting with a match -- but not quite. 
Dean, Dean, the dancing machine's back.  What came to your
mind?

Dean: (with a British accent) Doug, it was a very special item 
from the Wedding of the Century...

+------------------+
| KIM KARDASHIAN'S |
| WEDDING BOUQUET  |
+------------------+

(audience laughs and applauds) (buzz)

Doug: My next question -- how much did the garter fetch for?
And David Hammond, also back in the house.  Wrap this up for
us.

David: Yeah, I couldn't believe it either when I heard that... 

-----------------------------------
| BRITTNEY SPEARS PREGNANCY TEST  |
-----------------------------------

David: ...sold for $1,000,000!

(audience laughs and applauds) (buzz)

Doug: There's an "Oops, I Didn't Again" joke here somewhere
-- but the floor director's giving me a hurry up signal.

 

D.T.'S HAIRPIECE | CEDRIC | A GALLON OF GAS
ONE OF MY HATS | K.K.'S...BOUQUET | B.S.'S PREG. TEST

Rick's answer: ..."JOHNSON FAMILY VACATION"

 

 

Doug: Well, Rick, you're not the first to score nothing on a Round 1
question.  Better luck next round. 

MG ROUND 1 CONTINUES