MG Round 3 Question A

 

 

Doug: We're back.  Time to break this tie and see who'll go to the
finals.

 

 

(Doug pushes button on toaster revealing Round 3 questions)

Doug: All right, because of the tie and due to the fact Michael 
went first in Round 2, Matt, you get to pick A or B in Round 3.
Which query?

Matt: I'll take A.

Doug: (grabs A; walks to panel)  A it is -- and five people
play.

 

Doug: Ryan matched Matt -- so our host with the most for the
finals relaxes while the others deal with this.

Donald Trump said, "My receptionist had a relationship with one 
of the elevator operators at Trump Tower.  Everything was going 
great until he gave her the << BLANK >>."

(audience laughs) (think music plays) 

 

Doug: All right, they're set.  Question again, Matt.

Donald Trump said, "My receptionist had a relationship with one 
of the elevator operators at Trump Tower.  Everything was going 
great until he gave her the << BLANK >>."

Matt: You're fired.

(audience groans) 

Doug: 'Til he gave her the "you're fired", eh?  Oh dear.  Ryan,
before we start checking what the remainder of the panel said,
what came to your mind?

Ryan: If I was playing I would have said the shaft. 

(audience cheers)

Doug: See?  Elevator operator gives the girl the shaft.  
Huh kay.  We'll compare the answers that count now -- starting
with Jay.

Jay: I'm thinking he's learned a thing or two from Trump.
He gave her the [AX] and said You're fired!

Doug: Is that going to ma-- (ding) (audience cheers)
Man alive, that's another match.  Matt's up to two.  Chad,
by some amazing stretch of the imagination, do you make it
three?

Chad: I've been racking my brain for a long time trying to come 
up with an answer for this.  I hope I'm not missing something here.

[PINK SLIP]

Chad: How's that?

(ding; audience applause)

Doug: (shakes head)  I thought for sure we'd get more shafts.
Chris?

Chris: Wocka-chicka-wocka-chicka.  Who's the empty space through 
which an elevator travels on its cables that's a sex machine 
to all the chicks?  (audience laughs) Elevator...

+-------+
| SHAFT |
+-------+

(buzz)

Chris: Ya damn right!

(more laughs; applause)

Doug: Damn right that's the definitive response.  Let's come 
to the lower tier.  Dean?  

Dean: He broke up with her?  Man, he's a bad mutha.
(audience laughs) Only one thing...

+-------+
| SHAFT |
+-------+

(buzz) (audience cheers)

Dean: Mind telling that to these two and Matt?  (audience laughs)
Mystic Girl, my dear, wrap this up for us please.

Mystic Girl: Finger.

(audience laughs) (buzz)

Doug: Lemme guess.  He poked her in the belly with his index
finger, she responded with the middle finger in his face --
or somethig.

 

AX | PINK SLIP | SHAFT
(match in R2)| SHAFT | FINGER

Matt's answer: YOU'RE FIRED

 

 

Doug: Matt, to my amazement, you're up to 3.  Michael, the world's
already waiting for your answer -- before we get to the question.
You need to score two matches in this round to tie.  Three matches 
or more sends you to the finals to play against Robert.

MG ROUND 3 CONTINUES