MG Round 2 Question B
Doug: And welcome back. We'll resume tournament play in just a moment. First, let's briefly recap how the semi-finalists got here. Matt managed to set the Head-To-Head stakes at CY$50,000 *twice* in a row. He went one for two in that regard. Matt then won a huge CY$30,000 secret square jackpot on the last show to crack the 100-grand barrier and reach the tourney. Matt, let's give you a chance to send a shout out or two to friends and loved ones. Matt: I'd like to say hi to all my family and friends back in Maine, my girlfriend Jamie and our cats Fatty, Skinny, Kitten and Mini Muffin. Doug: Ah, *our* cats. I can tell there's good teamwork going in that relationship. Michael's looking to vastly improve CY$77,500 in winnings. As I recall, he had some tough luck in the Super Match -- but managed to win three straight games of Hollywood Squares. That's the *other* way to reach the tourney. Michael, anyone you want to say hello to? Michael: Doug, I like to give a shout out of a different kind. If you remember on one of your shows, I said that Jill Manas and/or Heather Morris -- no relation to Doug or Ryan, BTW -- can contact me at donodjm12fan@yahoo.com. Well, I haven't heard from them yet. (audience awws) Michael: Thank you audience. (audience laughs) So, I would like to give a shout out to both Jill and Heather. You can still e-mail me. I love you, ladies! (audience laughs) Doug: Ya know, I was thinking about Heather the other day. Wouldn't it be funny if she were booked for "Who Do You Think You Are?" and found out she's related to one of us. (more laughs)
(Doug pushes button on toaster revealing Round 2 questions) Doug: Where's Lisa Kudrow when you need her? In any event, let's get back to the Match Game semi-final. For those who are just joining us, we just play for points in the semis. Michael's already got one point, the lead and the right to pick A or B. Michael: I hope B is lucky again. I will choose B. Doug: (grabs B; walks to panel) All right. Now B in the last round resulted...
Doug: ...in Michael matching Ryan. So Ryan will sit this question out while the rest of you tackle this. Maurice said, "Down here in Louisiana, we have a tradition. If you find a little plastic baby in a king cake, you buy the next cake. Well, I'm demanding a refund after I found a little << BLANK >> in my king cake." (audience laughs) (think music plays) (stars write) Chris: Did I ever mention that you guys can get PRETTY odd with these questions sometimes? I mean, I *like* it, but... Doug: Hey, love to keep it odd.
Doug: OK, Michael, they're set. Let's see if you can pad the lead with this. Maurice said, "Down here in Louisiana, we have a tradition. If you find a little plastic baby in a king cake, you buy the next cake. Well, I'm demanding a refund after I found a little << BLANK >> in my king cake." Michael: I'm going to say a little dick. (cut to stunned look on Doug's face) (audience laughs and applauds) Michael: I'm glad Steve Harvey is not hosting this show. (more laughs) Doug: We -- uh -- don't mean to keep this show *that* odd. (more laughs) Doug: For -- those of you watching at home, you'll recall Michael gave out his e-mail address. Send the complaints *his* direction. (more laughs) Doug: Huh kay, let's compare answers -- quickly. Jay? Jay: Well, Maurice found a little [baby poop] in his cake! (audience laughs and applauds) (buzz) Doug: (to Ryan) You're gonna have to tell me where you keep the Kentucky bourbon. I'm gonna need some. (more laughs) Chad? Chad: Please, uh, keep your cakes to yourself. [STRING OF BEADS] [FROM MARDI GRAS] (buzz) (scattered applause) Doug: Well, that's at least a *logical* answer. Clean, too. (light laughter from the crowd) Chris? Chris: Just preparing you for another "gross-out" moment, OK. Doug: Oh great. Chris: Gird your loins. OK, he found a... +------+ | REAL | | BABY | +------+ Chris: ...in his king cake. (audience groans) (buzz) Doug: I'll share my answer later. It's a bit gross -- but not as bad as this one or a couple of the others. Let's come on down to Dean. Maurice said, "Down here in Louisiana, we have a tradition. If you find a little plastic baby in a king cake, you buy the next cake. Well, I'm demanding a refund after I found a little << BLANK >> in my king cake." And -- you know what Michael said. (light laughter from the crowd) Dean: He found a cute little... +-------+ | BABY | | GATOR | +-------+ (buzz) (scattered applause) Doug: Well, that's logical. And Mystic Girl, wrap this up for it. Mystic Girl: Good gravy Marie, what a question! Doug: You're tellin' me! (audience laughs) Mystic Girl: I think I've got a good one here.... (pulls out multiple cards) ALLIGATOR WITH SCALES AND SHARP TEETH (buzz)(scattered applause) Doug: Another logical answer. You know what I was thinking? I was thinking something similar to the old "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup" gag. I was thinking Maurice wanted a refund because he found a little worm in his cake.
BABY POOP | ...BEADS...MARDI GRAS | REAL BABY
(match in R1) | BABY GATOR | ALLIGATORMichael's answer: DICK
Doug: No score on that round for Michael. Matt, chance to catch up.MG ROUND 2 CONTINUES
