MG Round 1 Question B

 

 

Doug: (grabs B; walks to panel)  And let's see what's in store for
Michael and the panel this time.

Chuck Norris said, "Come on, enough of these so-called 'facts' about me. 
I'm not suing NBC over copyright issues and my fists aren't named 
'Law' and 'Order'.  I actually named my fists '<< BLANK >>' and
'<< BLANK >>'."

(audience laughs) (think music plays) 

 

(stars write) 

Doug: Remember, it's a Round 1 question.  So, just let the imagine
run wild.

 

Doug: OK, they're all set.  Michael, chance to take the lead with
this.

Chuck Norris said, "Come on, enough of these so-called 'facts' about me. 
I'm not suing NBC over copyright issues and my fists aren't named 
'Law' and 'Order'.  I actually named my fists '<< BLANK >>' and
'<< BLANK >>'."

Michael:  Since this is Chuck Norris we are talking about here, I will 
say that he names his fists "Walker" and "Texas Ranger".

(audience cheers)

Doug: Ya know, I didn't think of that.  "Walker" and "Texas Ranger"
were the names of Ricky Bobby's sons in that Will Ferrell movie.
The more I think of it, the more I think you oughta get a match or
two.  Now, we have to have "Walker" *and* "Texas Ranger" on one or
two cards from a star to score -- or else no match.  Jay, we start with
you.

Jay: Well, Chuck's actually got several fists on his body, not just 
the ones his hands make!  But, he calls those fists [BLOOD] and [GLORY].

(audience laughs)  (buzz)

Doug: See, I was thinking "'Blood' and 'Guts'".  I wouldn't have matched
there.  Good answer, Jay.  Chad, what names came to your mind.

Chad: There isn't any fun when he whips these games out.

[NEWLYWED] and [DATING]

(buzz) (a few laughs)

Doug: (looks at card) I'd understand his answer if the question started
"Chuck *Barris* said..."   Chris?

Chris: (in gravelly voice) I'm Chuck Norris.  I may be able to get a 
blackjack with one card.  But I am NOT smarter than a 5th grader 
because my fists are named...

+------+     +-------+
| LEFT | and | RIGHT |
+------+     +-------+

(audience laughs)  (buzz)

Doug: Word of advice if you meet the real Chuck Norris -- *smile*
when you say that.  (audience laughs)   Coming on down to Ryan.
Chuck Norris said, "Come on, enough of these so-called 'facts' about me. 
I'm not suing NBC over copyright issues and my fists aren't named 
'Law' and 'Order'.  I actually named my fists '<< BLANK >>' and
'<< BLANK >>'."  Michael said "Walker" and "Texas Ranger".  You said...

Ryan: (cards)

+========+
| Walker |
+========+

and

+==============+
| Texas Ranger |
+==============+

(ding; audience applause)

Doug: And we've got our first match.  Dean?

Dean: The one-two combo of...

+------+   +-----------+
| PAIN | & | SUFFERING |
+------+   +-----------+

(audience laughs) (buzz)

Doug: Another good answer.  Mystic Girl, wrap this up for us,
please.

Mystic Girl: (card) Search and Destroy

(audience laughs) (buzz)

Doug: No match.  But Michael got one as we review.

 

BLOOD, GLORY | NEWLYWED, DATING| LEFT, RIGHT
WALKER, TEXAS RANGER | PAIN, SUFFERING | SEARCH, DESTROY

Michael's answer: WALKER, TEXAS RANGER

 

 

Doug: I thought you'd get one *or* two points -- and turned out it
was the former.  Second round of the semi-final when the Net Match
Game - Hollywood Squares Hour Champions' Special returns.

(audience applause; MG-HSH music plays)

MG ROUND 2 BEGINS