====================================================================== (curtain #1 opens) Voice guy: Behind this curtain, a fabulous trip to Miami. (curtain #2 opens) Voice guy: Behind this curtain, a new car. And behind the third curtain... (curtain #3 opens) Voice guy: ...a herd of goats. Which would *you* choose? Net Let's Make a Deal with Shawn Wells -- only VBS. ====================================================================== (fade from black) (audience cheers)
Doug: Welcome back. Let's punctuate our fun with a Cyber-Phone Match. Dane Starr's on the line. Hello, Dane. Dane: Hi! Doug: Dane, since we drew your name, you're already CY$1000 to the good. You now have a shot at CY$10,000 with one Head-To-Head question. Please tell us who gets the question. Dane: Chico.
Doug: All right, Chico Alexander of GSNN and We Love To Interrupt. Dane, if you match Chico exactly, you win the additional CY$10,000. Dane, Chico, here's the question.GUY_____ Doug: Guy << BLANK >>. That's G-U-Y -- << BLANK >>. Guy << BLANK >>. (MG-HSH Super Match think music plays)
(ding) Doug: All right, Dane. Chico's in with his answer. We hope you're ready with yours. 'Cause this is for 10-grand. Guy << BLANK >>. Dane: Of Sesame Street fame - Guy Smiley! (some cheer, others groan in the crowd) Doug: Not necessarily a vote of confidence from the crowd. But it's Chico you're trying to match. Chico, for CY$10,000, Dane's hoping you wrote down "Smiley" -- or at least drew a smiley on your card. Chico: Sorry, Dane. I went the other way... +-----+ |FIERI| +-----+ (buzz; audience groans; TPiR losing horns) Doug: Darn. Well, Dane thought of a fictional game show host and Chico thought of a real life host. Dane, can't match on concept -- but you still have CY$1000 headed your way. Just stay on the line and we'll wire it into your Swiss bank account. (light laughter from the crowd) (MG-HSH theme plays) Doug: Friends, we're out of time. Another great episode, another great panel. Next time we get together, it's tourney time. Until then, make it a great day, keep the faith, treasure your loved ones -- and meet us back here for the Champions' Special or else you're << BLANKED >>. Ryan: I agree! (audience cheers) Glenn: If you'd like tickets to see the Net Match Game - Hollywood Squares Hour, send a self addressed stamped envelope to...
Glenn: ... and in addition to their cyber-cash winnings, tonight's runners-up will receive... Gift certificates to your local Taco Bell restaurant. Taco Bell -- the cure for the common meal. A&W Root Beer. Pour yourself a frosty one with rich and creamy A&W Root Beer -- and one-calorie, sugar-free A&W. The Mr. Coffee Ultronic System. Space-aged technology for the best cup of coffee on this planet or any other. Furnished by Mr. Coffee. A supply of quality automotive chemicals from the marketers of popular Quaker State motor oils. You'll be staying on the road with Quaker State. And a member of our studio audience will receive the Vita Mix 3600 -- a stainless steel three-minute breadmaker and home yogurt factory. It juices without waste, cooks without burning, freezes instant ice cream and offers 800 great recipes. (credits roll)
