MG Round 3 Question A
Doug: And we're back. Let's find out who's going to Hollywood Squares. (Doug pushes button on toaster revealing Round 2 questions)
Doug: Dom, you're still the leader. You get the pick again. A or B? Dom: A. Doug: (grabs A; walks to panel) A worked well for you last time. Let's see how it works this time.
Doug: Just four people play -- Troy, Chad, Ryan and Ryan. (Doug looks at card; giggles and shakes head) Doug: Oh, *man*. I wish Shawn were playing this question. Because the opening words are "Shawn Wells said..." (a few laughs from the crowd) Doug: Tell ya what. Shawn, since this is your question, in a roundabout way, play it -- but it won't count for anything for Dom's score. Here's the question in its entirety. Shawn Wells said, "It's going to take awhile before I forget today's taping of Net Let's Make A Deal. I offered a lady CY$500 if she'd show me a baby bottle. Then I offered her another CY$500 if she showed me her << BLANK >>." (audience laughs and applauds) (think music plays) Doug: Now you understand why we booked him in the first place! Eh, Tom, you don't play -- but what the heck? Write something down for grins.
Doug: OK, all six are ready. Dom, just so you understand, Tom and Shawn's answers won't count. If you match Troy, Chad and both Ryans, we bump your score up to CY$1000 because you will have maxed out. So, with all that disclosed, here's the question again. Shawn Wells said, "It's going to take awhile before I forget today's taping of Net Let's Make A Deal. I offered a lady CY$500 if she'd show me a baby bottle. Then I offered her another CY$500 if she showed me her << BLANK >>." Dom: Ah yes, paying homage to the infamous moment in 1969 where Monty, seeing a woman with a baby bottle, offered her $100 for another -- nipple. (audience cheers) Doug: There's *the* answer -- and you remember the incident well. Now you have to hope the four you haven't matched thought the same. Let me start with Tom since it won't count for anything. Tom, show us your -- uh -- answer. (audience laughs) Tom: This is when things got messy... (*( Diaper )*) (audience boos) Doug: Dom, fret not, we're not disqualifying the earlier match. (audience laughs) OK, I'm going to Troy next. We'll save Shawn's expert answer for last. Troy, what say ye? Troy: Shawn, what kind of show are you running down there? I said -- [MILK] (buzz) (audience boos) Doug: Well -- in the ballpark. I'm afraid not close enough. Chad? Chad: I, uh, think you know what I mean when I say... [MILK MAKERS] (audience cheers) Doug: I know what you mean -- but what about the judge? (ding; audience applause) Doug: There ya go. Hard not to expose a nipple without showing a good part of the breast. Over to Ryan Morris. Ryan M.: (card) +==========+ | Nipples | +==========+ (ding; audience applause) Doug: And another match. Ryan Vickers -- who is from Canada. Did you think of your fellow Canadian's embarrasment? Ryan V.: Yes, I'm reminded of that certain ep of LMAD where Monty said... +========+ | NIPPLE | +========+ (ding; audience applause) Doug: And another CY$100 for... huh? (inaudible discussion from the floor) Doug: Ya know, I sorta wanted to dispute that myself. We're going back to Troy's answer of "milk". Dom, after that buzzer sounded from the judge, one of our crack staffers went to a slang dictionary -- and discovered "milk", "nipple" and "breast" *can* be synonymous with each other. So guest what? You've maxed out! (ding) (audience cheers) Doug: Now before that reversal of fortune, I was about to turn to Shawn for his expert opinion. Shawn, confession time. You've offered that lady CY$500 for a baby bottle -- then you offered another 500 for what else? Shawn: I still have the CY$500 if anyone in the audience is interested!!! [Hooters] (audience, mostly men, cheers) Doug: Shawn, just a favor on behalf of the Net Match Game - Hollywood Squares Hour staff. In the event you create an entire game out of (waves card) this question, make sure we credit! (audience laughs and applauds)
MILK | MILK MAKERS | (match in R2)
NIPPLE | NIPPLES | (match in R1)Dom's answer: NIPPLE
Doug: Dom, as for you, thanks in part to a remedial lesson in nipple and breast slang, you're up to CY$1000 -- 100 for each match and the 400 for the max out. Andy, you've got a tall order -- max out on one question. Do that and we go to a tie-breaker. Otherwise, Dom plays against the champ.MG ROUND 3 CONTINUES
