MG Round 2 Question B
(audience cheers) Doug: Welcome back. Before we start Round 2 of what some in Canada call Atomes Crochus, let's say hello to our challengers -- starting with Matt. Matt: Well I'm Matt Taylor, about to be 26, and my softball team the Port Sox are on our first winning streak in two years. That's how bad we are. (light laughter from the crowd) Doug: Well, hope the Sox continue the winning ways. And happy early birthday. Will, one of our panelists, also has a birthday coming up. Maybe the ladies from those other shows can surprise you. Will: D.J. can jump out of my birthday cake and Scarlett for Matt's. (audience laughs) Doug: That's what I'm talkin' about. You're behind in this game -- but the night is young. Chris, a word or two about you, please. Chris: I am 38 and soon to be Jack Benny's perpetual age. I've been a netgames host for a good while but have been on hiatus for the last 18 months after "Trivia On Tap" and "Netgame Marathon". But -- I'm starting to pull together resources for a new netgame HOPEFULLY coming out this year. (audience cheers) Doug: I'm looking forward to it. Does it have to do anything with women jumping out of cakes? (audience laughs) (Doug presses button revealing Round 2 questions on the toaster)
Doug: Before this turns into The Net Man Show, let's get back to the game. Chris, you're the leader. You may pick A or B. Chris: For my favorite little barmaid of time gone by, B for Blaze. on the toaster)
Doug: (grabs B; walks to panel) B for Blaze it shall -- B. One celeb lays out for this one.
Doug: Game Show Man Joe matched Chris earlier. Gatorman Joe and everyone else on the panel is in on this. Bill the boss said, "I think I figured out why my employees have been acting strange today. Someone put << BLANK >> in the coffee." (audience laughs) (think music plays)
Doug: All right, the rest of the crew's ready. Chris, the question again. Bill the boss said, "I think I figured out why my employees have been acting strange today. Someone put << BLANK >> in the coffee." Chris: Um,...vodka? (some laughs; others groan) Doug: So -- you *are* aware Russia just started its own franchise of Trivia on Tap. (audience laughs) Yeah, barmaids serve vodka in between rounds. Well, let's see if the panel's servin' up some vodka. Brian? Brian: I hope this doesn't get any of us in trouble. Doug: Oh, what else is new? Brian: I know what the smoke in the coffee is coming from. As Gregory Hines said in "History of the World Part 1", that coffee is "armed with MIGHTY JOINT!" (buzz) (audience laughs) Brian: I just watched it again the other night. I couldn't help it. Please don't think less of me. Doug: That's a good answer, really. I think the illegal drugs are going to be the definitive answers here. Chad, what say ye? Chad: The walls are continuously being bounced off of... [ TEN TIMES ] [ THE SUGAR ] (buzz) (audience applause) Doug: That's another good thought. Gives new meaning to "The Power of 10". (audience laughs) Will, what are you offering? Will: Sugar is a yawn. When you REALLY need a pep up, go for... [RED BULL] (buzz) (smattering of applause) Doug: Another good thought as we come visit Ryan. Bill the boss said, "I think I figured out why my employees have been acting strange today. Someone put << BLANK >> in the coffee." Chris said "vodka" and you said... Ryan: (card) +=====+ | Pot | +=====+ (buzz) (audience laughs) Doug: (trying to impersonate Tommy Chong) Say, you look familiar. Didn't I play with you at the Fillmore once? (more laughs) Doug: (still in character) Joe Cool, what did you say? Joe: Ugghhhghghrrrrh. Lemme see that noise again, Doug... ----------- | SHROOMS | | MAN | ----------- (buzz) (audience laughs) Doug: (*still* in character) Ya know, you and Ryan oughta join me for my jam session tomorrow afternoon at 4:20. (more laughs) Doug: (quitting his Tommy Chong impression) The other Joe looks relieved he didn't get to play this.
MIGHTY JOINT | TEN TIMES THE SUGAR | SHROOMS
POT | SHROOMS | (match in R1)Chris's answer: VODKA
Doug: Seriously, kids, don't try slipping the mickey with any other kind of liquid. Chris, as for you, vodka got you bupkis. Matt, chance to get on the scoreboard.MG ROUND 2 CONTINUES
