MG Round 2 Question B
Doug: (grabs A; walks to panel) This time, everyone's in on thi-- (audience cheers; fanfare) Doug: Ah, everyone's in on the Grand Question. Lovely. Here's the situation. Matt, we'll still add CY$100 to your score for each panelist you match. And if you run the table, we'll throw in CY$400 more. Now, at the same time, Matt *and* Chris has a chance to match -- our master of the squares, Ryan. A match with Ryan pays a bonus of CY$1000 -- which does not apply to the score of the game. So, here's the Grand Question. Wanda said, "The Monopoly Here & Now Edition really has updated the classic board game. After drawing a community chest card, I learned I placed second in a << BLANK >> contest." (audience laughs) (think music plays)
Doug: OK, they're all set. Matt, I'll get your answer shortly and then follow with Chris's. Here's the question again. Wanda said, "The Monopoly Here & Now Edition really has updated the classic board game. After drawing a community chest card, I learned I placed second in a << BLANK >> contest." Matt: Hmm. Wet t-shirt contest. (men in the audience cheer, hoot and holler) Doug: If this keeps up, I'm changing my last name to Stanhope. (audience laughs) Chris, your answer please. Chris: How about an MMA contest? (audience boos) Doug: (to crowd) What if I told you this MMA contest had hot round card girls? (men in the audience cheer, hoot and holler) Doug: In any event, we have our Grand Question answers. Now I turn to Joe Rog-- uh -- (audience laughs) -- Ryan Morris. Ryan, do you match either of them for the thousand? Ryan: (shakes head) Sorry. +==============+ | Reality Show | +==============+ (buzz) (audience groans) Doug: Reality show's not a bad answer. Well, we resume regular play with -- huh? (floor director says something about Ryan's answer) Doug: Oh, in the real "Here & Now" game there is a card that says that you finished second in a reality show? Wow, what a coinkydink. Shows you that I obviously don't have the "Here & Now" game. Well, let's get back to business and Brian. Brian: I'm gonna keep it simple, cuz I can't come up with anything else. Used to be a beauty contest, but now it's a "BEST PLASTIC SURGERY" contest. (buzz) (men in the audience cheer, hoot and holler) Doug: Interesting analogy, I'll give you that. Chad? Chad: Rah rah ooh la la... (cards) [LADY GAGA] [LOOK-ALIKE] [CONTEST] (audience laughs) (buzz) Chad: Open to all ages and all sexes! (more laughs) Doug: Given recent headlines, that's a funny answer. Over to Will, now. Will: First off, Matt, happy birthday. Unfortunately, I can't give you the cyber-bucks, as he placed second in an [AMERICAN IDOL] contest. (buzz) (smattering of applause) Doug: Another good thought but no match. We already got Ryan's answer -- who, BTW, is also celebrating a birthday. (audience cheers) We already got what's apparently become the definitive answer from him of "reality show". So we skip over to Joe Kristoff. Joe Kristoff: Goodness, I'm stuck between the two. While I'd love to see Rich Uncle Pennybags compete in a belching contest, why not try for something a little more exciting, like eating... ----------- | HOT DOG | | EATING | ----------- Joe Kristoff: ...hot dogs? (buzz) (smattering of applause) The belching can come later. (audience laughs) Doug: Well, this close to the 4th of July, another great thought. And Joe Van Ginkel, are you saving us from the insanity or adding to it? Joe Van Ginkel: Doug, I really had trouble with this. I finally said that Wanda won second place in an... +------+ | UGLY | | DOG | +------+ Joe Van Ginkel: ...contest. (audience laughs) (buzz) Doug: An ugly-dog but no wet t-shirt as we review.
BEST PLASTIC SURGERY | LADY GAGA LOOKALIKE | AMERICAN IDOL
REALITY SHOW | HOT DOG EATING | UGLY DOGMatt's answer: WET T-SHIRT
Chris's answer: MMA
Doug: Score remains 100 to nil. By the time we finish Round 3 of MG, I'm not sure if we're going to have women jumping out of cakes -- or on trampolines. (men in the audience cheer, hoot and holler) Doug: What *is* certain is we'll find out who advances to HS -- after this? (audience applause; MG-HSH music plays)ADVANCE TO CYBER-PHONE MATCH
