MG Round 1 Question A

 

 

Doug: David, you won the right to go first.  I have two questions
here.  Pick one and we'll get started.

David: I will choose A.

 

 

Doug: (grabs A) A it is -- and away we go. 

(fanfare sounds; audience cheers)

Doug: Oohh, great way to start the year.  David, you've just 
chosen our new Grand Question and here's how it work.

The Grand Question can appear *anytime* in the Match Game part
of the show.  It's not a guarantee that it will be part of
every episode.  But when we play the Grand Question, one or
both of the Match Game challengers could win a bonus of CY$1000.

(audience cheers) 

Doug: Here's how it works.  David and Rick, if either or both
of you match one particular star's answer, you win the CY$1000
-- which does not apply to the score of the game.  David, in
addition, you're trying to match as many of our panelists as
possible.

The Grand Question's designated star is Alex Davis.  And...
(hands card to Alex) ...Alex is going to read it for us.

Alex: Rumor control. I've heard there are plans to revive the 
game show "Dream House".  But with today's lousy economy, 
producers won't be able to give away a dream house.  At best, 
the grand prize will be a << BLANK >> house.
 
(think music plays)

 

 

 

(stars write)

 

 

 

 

 
Doug: OK, we're all set.  David, we'll get your answer first,
then Rick will respond, *then* we'll get Alex' answer -- and
play on as normal.  

Alex said, "Rumor control. I've heard there are plans to revive 
the game show 'Dream House'.  But with today's lousy economy, 
producers won't be able to give away a dream house.  At best, 
the grand prize will be a << BLANK >> house."

David: Dog House 

(smattering of applause)

Doug: All right.  Rick, just for Grand Question purposes,
what say ye?

Rick: Outhouse

(smattering of applause)

Doug: OK, we have a dog house and an outhouse.  Alex, for
CY$1000, did you say either of those?

Alex: Well, when I think of the wonderful state of the 
economy and the wonderful classy writing I do, the best 
I can think of is "WHORE" House.

(buzz) (wild reactions from the crowd)

Doug: That's our show for tonight.  Make it a great day...
just kidding.  (audience laughs)  OK, bonus is out of play.
The focus is now just on David.  Dean, we come to you next.

Dean: I think you're mistaken, Doug.  They *are* giving away a
 dream house, but it just happens to be a...

+--------+
| BARBIE |
| DREAM  |
| HOUSE  |
+--------+

Dean: Available only in pink!

(buzz) (audience laughs)

Doug: I like that answer.  Jay #1?

Jay L.: I'll give the censored version...

+------+
| $#!7 |
+------+

Jay L.: ...which rhymes with 'spit.' (buzz) That answer is in 
no way crappy.

(audience laughs)

Doug: Huh-kay. Moving right along to Jay #2.
 
Jay C.: Well I can think of a couple of good answers at least, 
but I think I'll go with... a [DOLL] house!

(buzz)

Doug: Another doll house.  Let's come on down to Ryan.
Alex said, "Rumor control. I've heard there are plans to revive 
the game show 'Dream House'.  But with today's lousy economy, 
producers won't be able to give away a dream house.  At best, 
the grand prize will be a << BLANK >> house."

Ryan: (card)

+========+
| Mobile |
+========+

(buzz)

Doug: Not a bad answer.  I take it Jeff Foxworthy will be 
hosting that.  We've already heard from Alex -- so Chad, wrap
this up for us.

Chad: Where President Bush has been the last eight years...

[ DOG HOUSE ]
 
(ding; audience applause)

Doug: Hey!  First match of 2009.

 

 

 

 

BARBIE DREAM | $#!7 | DOLL
MOBILE | WHORE | DOG

David's response: DOG
Rick's response: OUT-

 

 

Doug: Personally, Rick, I liked your answer of "outhouse".  In any
event, David has one match and Rick's comin' up to bat.

MG ROUND 1 CONTINUES