MG Round 2 Question B

 

 

Doug: And welcome back to the Net Celebrity Says - Hollywood's Talking 
Hour.

(audience laughs) 

Doug: Before we start Round 2, let's get acquainted with our challengers.
Because as we mentioned earlier, these players have never played with
us before.  Matthew, we start with you.

Matthew: My name is Matthew Brewer, I'm 21 years old Theatre Major 
at University of West Georgia. Currently, I'm working on graphics for 
a Hollywood Squares project coming soon.

Doug: Well, you're certainly at the right place.  Thanks for joining
us tonight.  And John, a word or two about you, please.

John: Hi Doug, my name is John Coday Hines. I am 15 and I'll be a 
sophomore next year in high school. I'm a big fan of netgames 
because I love game shows! 

Doug: Well, glad you're playing with us as well.

(Doug presses button revealing Round 2 questions on the toaster)

 

 


Doug: All right, we're starting the second round of the game.
Score's tied. Since Matthew went first in Round 1, John, you get
to select from A or B.

John: B

 

 

Doug: (grabs B; walks to panel)  Everyone on the panel plays both
halves of the round since we're tied at nil.  First question in
the round.

Fat Freda is so fat...

Everyone else in unison: HOW FAT IS SHE?!??!!!???!

Doug: ... when she was spotted walking down the middle of road, 
Smart Guy Smitty said, "Hey, who put a dress on that << BLANK >>?"

(MG '7x changing keys think music plays)

Jay C.: How dare he say that to my mother!
 
(light laughter from the crowd)

Doug: Hey, don't blame me.  Blame Smart Guy Smitty.

 

 

 




 

 

Doug: OK, we're all ready.  John, here's the question again.

Fat Freda is so fat, when she was spotted walking down the middle of 
road, Smart Guy Smitty said, "Hey, who put a dress on that << BLANK >>?"

John: Okay audience, go ahead, boo at me.  Woman? 

(audience boos)

Doug: (impersonating Foghorn Leghorn) Son, I say, son, I don't think 
you don't understand the game heah.  

(audience laughs) 

Doug: (still impersonating Foghorn Leghorn) The idea heah is to *match*
them stars' answers. 

(more laughter)

Doug: Well, we'll compare the answers -- starting with Will.

Will: There might be a few good choices in some people's minds, but 
I'm wondering who put a dress on that

***** HEFFER *****

(buzz) (audience laughs) 

Doug: I -- think you misspelled.  But it's a definite mismatch.  Jay?

Jay L.: (card)

+-------+
| 1978  |
| BUICK |
+-------+

(buzz) (smattering of applause)

Doug: Was it a Skylark?  To the other Jay now.

Jay C.: Well, even though it's not true, I said...

[Hot Air Balloon]

(buzz) (smattering of applause)

Doug: Interesting choice.  Over to Ryan.  Fat Freda is so fat, when she 
was spotted walking down the middle of road, Smart Guy Smitty said, 
"Hey, who put a dress on that << BLANK >>?"

Ryan: (card)

+==========+
| Elephant |
+==========+  

(buzz) (audience applause)

Doug: If Ella Fitzgerald married Allen Funt -- nevermind.  (light
laughter from the crowd)  Still a mismatch.  Eddie?

Eddie: (puts on mock outrage face) I find this question to be in 
extremely poor taste, and I strongly complain to the -- oh, nevermind.

(card) TRUCK

(buzz) 

Doug: Again, blame Smitty.  And Adam -- oh I can't wait for this.

Adam: (card)

+------------+
| DUMP       |
|     TRUCK  |
+------------+

(buzz)

Doug: Dump truck -- and another goose egg as we review.

 

 

 




 

HEFFER | 1978 BUICK | HOT AIR BALLOON
ELEPHANT | TRUCK | DUMP TRUCK

John's response: WOMAN

 

 

Doug: Well, Matthew, chance to take the lead in the game's coming up.

MG ROUND 2 CONTINUES