MG Round 2 Question A

 

 

Doug: (grabs A; walks to panel)  Once again, ya'll are in on this.  And
oh, thanks to Robert Pariseau for sending us this query.

"Lucky" Leyla Milani was not happy with last season's April Fool's 
edition of "Deal or No Deal". "It really ticked me off," she fumed. 
"I just learned the model wrangler decided to replace the grand 
prize that would have been in my briefcase with a << BLANK >>."

(MG '7x synth vamp think music plays)

 

 

 




 

  
Doug: OK, Matthew, everyone's set.  Here's the question again.

"Lucky" Leyla Milani was not happy with last season's April Fool's 
edition of "Deal or No Deal". "It really ticked me off," she fumed. 
"I just learned the model wrangler decided to replace the grand 
prize that would have been in my briefcase with a << BLANK >>."

Matthew: The worst thing I think if the model wrangler switched 
the million with "Cow Dung"!

(a few boos and groans from the crowd)

Doug: Seeing as how there's a Patricia on that show, Howie would
have a hard time keeping a straight face when he says, "Open the
case, Patty!"  (audience laughs)  All right, we'll start with Will.
We're lookin' for some cow doo-doo.

Will: I think the key word to this one is WRANGLER, so the case
HAD to have a.....

***** PAIR OF JEANS *****

(buzz)

Doug: Eh, makes sense.  But no match.  Jay?

Jay L.: (card)

+------+
| FISH |
+------+

(buzz)

Jay L.: Y'know...as in April Fish.

Doug: Ah, a little Canadian April Foolery.  Leyla's Canadian.  
Likewise Howie.  I get it.  Jay #2?

Jay C.: Well, considering the April Fool's theme, I believe I'll
go with a...

[Whoopie cushion]

(buzz) (audience applause)

Doug: Now *that's* what I was thinking.  But no cow dung as we 
come visit the Ryan express again.  "Lucky" Leyla Milani was not
 happy with last season's April Fool's edition of "Deal or No Deal".
 "It really ticked me off," she fumed. "I just learned the model 
wrangler decided to replace the grand prize that would have been in 
my briefcase with a << BLANK >>."  And Matthew said cow dung.  You
said?


Ryan: (card)

+===========+
| Four Leaf |
|   Clover  | 
+===========+

(buzz)

Doug: Reminds me of seeing an old, *OLD* episode of "Concentration"
-- from the Hugh Downs days -- on TV4U.com.   A contestant in the 
finale of the tournament of champions solved a rebus and ended up 
winning that game with only three 4-leaf clovers and four 3-leaf 
clovers.  (light laughter from the crowd)  The organist rubbed it
in by playing "I'm Looking Over A Four Leaf Clover"  (more
laughter from the crowd)  Eddie?

Eddie: I can think of one thing that would really tick her off.

(card) SNAKE

(buzz) (audience laughs) 

Doug: Hello!  And Adam, wrap this up for us. 

Adam: Re-read that question please...

Doug: Uh, OK. (light laughter from the crowd) "Lucky" Leyla 
Milani was not happy with last season's April Fool's edition of 
"Deal or No Deal". "It really ticked me off," she fumed. "I just 
learned the model wrangler decided to replace the grand prize that 
would have been in my briefcase with a << BLANK >>."

Adam: Actually, am I the only one here who thinks "Model 
Wrangler" was the optimal answer for this question? If you're 
playing for a million bucks, who wouldn't be angry to see a toy 
Jeep in their briefcase? (audience laughs and applauds)  Anyway, 
I wrote that old April Fool favorite...
 
+--------------+
| WHOOPEE      |
|   CUSHION    |
|              |
+--------------+

(buzz) (audience applause)

Doug: But now cow doo-doo as we review.

 

 

 




 

PAIR OF JEANS | FISH | WHOOPEE CUSHION
FOUR-LEAF CLOVER | SNAKE | WHOOPEE CUSHION

Matthew's response: COW DUNG

 

 

Doug: Two rounds are in the books... (points at scoreboard; light
laughter from the crowd) ...and we're *still* in an exciting pitchers'
duel!  If there's anyone happy, it's the stars who'll get to play 
all the questions -- as well as the accountants for our show. 

We'll get a winner -- after this.

(audience applause; MG-HSH music plays)

MG ROUND 3 BEGINS