MG Round 2 Question A
Doug: We're back on the Net Concentration - Three on a Match Hour. (audience laughs) Before we start Round 2 lets get to know our players. First, Michael. Michael My name is Michael Clifford. I am from Marlton, New Jersey. I am currently unemployed. I like watching game shows and playing netgames. I am the current Grand Champion of NMG-HSH & I hope I can be able to defend it. Doug: Well, you're behind in this game -- but still plenty of time to come back. Let's talk with the leader, now. Richie. Richie: My name is Richie Kennedy, I'm a lifelong resident of the Lawrence, Kansas area and a graduate of the University of Kansas. Go Jayhawks! Doug: Jayhawk fan! All right. I'm a native of Wichita. Glad to see 'em in the final four. (Doug presses button revealing Round 2 questions on the toaster)
Doug: Back to this game now. Richie, you're leading, you pick. Richie: I'll pick "A". Doug: (grabs A) All righty then.
Doug: Dean, you'll sit this one out since you matched Richie. The others, respond to this. Big Jay the jayhawk said -- only kidding. (light laughter from the crowd) This is the real question... NMG-HSH joke for you. How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two – one to screw in the light bulb, and one to << BLANK >> him. (MG '7x changing keys think music plays) Chris: (while writing) My turn to say it: get the censors ready, Doug. Doug: Oh dear.
Doug: I'm almost scared to see the answers. We're all set, Richie. Here's the question again. NMG-HSH joke for you. How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two – one to screw in the light bulb, and one to << BLANK >> him. Richie: Turn (smattering of applause) Doug: Logical answer. Let's see if anyone up here came up with that. Chris, we start with you. Chris: I didn't wanna take it to the bad place...so I went with a play on words. One dog to screw in the bulb and one to... +------+ | SPOT | +------+ Chris: ...him. (buzz) (audience laughs) Get it? "Spot"? (more laughs and applause) I feel so...cleansed. Doug: Ya know, if ya wanna throw Net Definition in the marathon mix, holler. Jay and I would be glad to oblige. Speaking of Jay, what did you come up with? Jay: Get *OFF* of my leg... +------+ | HUMP | +------+ (buzz) (audience laughs) Doug: There's a Triumph joke in there somewhere -- but we don't have time for it. Tom? Tom: Putting on my Patti Deutsch red hair... (*(*( Call John O'Hurley's attention to him. )*)*) (buzz) (audience laughs) Doug: Bizarre, my friend. Bizarre. Let's come on down to Ryan. How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two – one to screw in the light bulb, and one to << BLANK >> him. Richie said "turn" and you said... Ryan: I can't believe I wrote this... +=======+ | Screw | +=======+ (buzz) (audience laughs and applause) Doug: Send your letters to Ryan Morris, c/o NMG-HSH... (more laughs) Chico, I hope you came up with a cleaner answer. Chico: Only one logical answer.. (card) BARK. (buzz) Chico: I almost said "sniff at". Doug: Sniff at -- but no turns.
SPOT | HUMP | CALL JOHN O'HURLEY'S ATTENTION...
SCREW | BARK | (match in R1)Richie's response: TURN
Doug: Richie, I'm going to try and read the judge's mind. "Screw" has several meanings -- including but not exclusively limited to "turn". That's why you got the buzz and not the ding. Is that right, oh great and wise judge? (judge says yes) Doug: Thought so. Michael, you get a shot.MG ROUND 2 CONTINUES
