MG Round 1 Question A

 

 

Doug: (grabs A) Michael left ya A and let's see how this reads...

Dumb Donald is really dumb...

Everyone else in unison: HOW DUMB IS HE?!?!?!

Doug: ...he wanted to date someone who wouldn't talk back, so he 
started going out with a << BLANK >>.

 

 

 

 

 
(MG '7x cowbell think music plays) 

 

 

 

 

 

Doug: Before we get to Richie's answer, Michael has a note
of interesting disclosure.

Michael: Rosie O'Donnell was my second choice.  I swear to God.

Doug: I believe ya.  Unfortunately, we had to take your first
thought.  But there's still plenty of game left.  Richie, here's
your question again.

Dumb Donald is really dumb, he wanted to date someone who 
wouldn't talk back, so he started going out with a << BLANK >>.

Richie: Life sized fabrication... straight out of the pages 
of Steve Holy's "Brand New Girlfriend" video.

(smattering of laughter and applause from the audience)

Doug: Um -- OK.  I'm honestly not familiar with the song.  Anyone
know -- (several members of the crew say something to the effect
of "it's a blow up doll") -- a blow up doll?  Ah, gotcha.  
OK, now that we know where Richie's going, Chris, what came to
your mind?

Chris: An interesting song by "Weird Al" was "She Never Told Me
She Was A..."

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| MIME |
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(buzz) (smattering of applause)

Doug: Yeah, that's a good answer.  Jay, what came to your mind?

Jay: Mrs. King nowhere to be seen.

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| SCARE- |
|  CROW  |
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(buzz)

Doug: Funny.  My mother-in-law, who I still proudly claim as such,
is a Mrs. King.  When Cindy was with us, of course, I just had to
ask where's the scarecrow?  Tom, show and tell.

Tom: I'd like to say something, but all I can say is...
 
(*(*( MUTE )*)*)

Doug: Mute.  (buzz)  Yeah, too generic to match a blow-up doll.
OK, no match there.  Over to Ryan.  Dumb Donald is really dumb, 
he wanted to date someone who wouldn't talk back, so he started 
going out with a life-sized fabrication or blow-up doll,
according to Richie.  What according to you?

Ryan: Doug, this has to be the easiest round one question...
 
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| Mannequin | 
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Doug: Mannequin.  (buzz)  See that was my answer.  Chico?

Chico: (singing) Aaaaand we can build this thing together... 
Stand the storm forever... Nothing's gonna stop us now... 

(card) Mannequin.

(buzz) (audience applauds Chico's singing)

Doug: (turning to Chris) Is it too late to add Net Singing Bee
to the marathon?  (audience laughs)  And Dean, wrap this up
for us.

Dean: Not that I have any experience with these...

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| BLOW-UP |
|  DOLL   |
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(ding; audience applause)

Doug: Hey, there's a match!

 

 

 

 

MIME | SCARECROW | MUTE
MANNEQUIN | MANNEQUIN | BLOW-UP DOLL

Richie's response: LIFE-SIZED FABRICATION...

 

 

Doug: Richie has the first match in the game and CY$100.  Michael's
yet to score.  Round 2 of our Netgame Marathon special starts right 
after this message for the internet.

(audience applause; MG-HSH music plays)

MG ROUND 2 BEGINS