MG Round 1 Question B
(audience cheers) (Doug presses button revealing Round 1 questions on the toaster) Doug: Michael, Michael, motorcyle gets to go first. A or B? Michael: B
Doug: (grabs B) B you want, B you get. (walks to the panel) All right, the Netgame Marathon episode's off and running with this... Phil the one hour photo developer said, "We need a new machine. I just vomited in this one. That's because I just developed << BLANK'S >> summer vacation snapshots." (MG '7x wank think music plays)
(as stars write) Doug: BTW, I should note before the show we had Chico swear on a trumpet from the LiveJournal Face The Music orchestra that he has no advanced knowledge of any of the Match Game questions we're playing. (light laughter from the crowd) Chris: So, Doug, did you enjoy "Netgame Marathon"? Doug: You betcha! Can't wait to see NGM's treatment of Net Bumper Stumpers. Chris: (grins) I promise it'll be... (holds up card with a licence plate) +--------+ | WA2CUL | +--------+ Chris: YOU figure it out! (goes back to writing his answer) Doug: (taking Chris' card with license plate drawing) Waticul? (audience laughs) Again, those who can play and those who can't...
Doug: OK, Michael, here's the question again. Phil the one hour photo developer said, "We need a new machine. I just vomited in this one. That's because I just developed << BLANK'S >> summer vacation snapshots." Michael: Well, we're obviously going for a hideous looking person, so it's not Jill Manas. (audience laughs) My answer is Britney Spears, especially after what she looked like in that recent episode of South Park. (some folks in the audience laugh; other boo) Doug: Well, I could see that -- but then there's her recent appearance on "How I Met Your Mother". Didn't look too bad, from what I recall. But then again, Brit's not my cup of tea. Anyhoo, let's see how you did with our Netgame Marathon runners and we'll start with the leader, Chris. Chris: So many choices...I just spitballed it and went with... +---------+ | OPRAH'S | +---------+ Chris: ...snapshots. (buzz) I ain't seeing HER in a thong!! (audience laughs) Doug: Boy, he sure knows how to paint great pictures, doesn't he? (more laughs) Jay? Jay: Y'know back when we were doing 'NMG, or even when we started here, the topical/definitive answer would have been "Roseanne" but I think, today it's another Ro.. +-------+ | ROSIE | | O'DO- | | NNELL | +-------+ (buzz) Jay: Nothing personal Ro...just playin' a game. (Jay fires a kooshball at Dean) (audience laughs) Doug: Dang, where'd the kooshes come from? Over to Tom. Tom: Doug, I may not look good in a swimsuit. This guy looks much worse. Our survey says... (*(*( LOUIE ANDERSON )*)*) (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds) Doug: As a longtime colleague of yours would say, "DOUBLE OW!". (more laughs) Let's come on down to Ryan. Phil the one hour photo developer said, "We need a new machine. I just vomited in this one. That's because I just developed << BLANK'S >> summer vacation snapshots." Michael said Britney Spears and you said... Ryan: (card) +=========+ | Kirstie | | Alley | +=========+ (buzz) Doug: Sorta connected with Chris' answer, when you think about it. Chico? Chico: I'm guessing this is why Danny Noriega opted for YouTube instead... (flip) Rosie O'Donnell. (buzz) Doug: Another Rosie. Dean: Doug, can I make a special request? Doug: Okay? Dean: I think I need a personal shield. Besides protecting me from fun rubber projectiles...I think Jay's stealing my answers again. I shudder to think of her in any type of swimwear... +-----------+ | ROSIE | | O'DONNELL | +-----------+ (buzz) Doug: Oh, man, three Rosies but no Brits.
OPRAH | R. O'DONNELL | LOUIE ANDERSON
KIRSTIE ALLEY | R. O'DONNELL | R. O'DONNELLMichael's response: BRITNEY SPEARS
Doug: Oh well, live and learn. Richie, let's see if you can get on the scoreboard.MG ROUND 1 CONTINUES
