MG Round 2 Question B
Doug: (grabs B; walks to panel) This time, everyone on the panel plays because John has yet to score. Bill said, "I've heard of meeting ticket quotas, but this is ridiculous. The police just put up a sign on the street that says 'No << BLANKING >>.'" (MG '7x synth vamp think music plays)
Doug: And, we're all done already. Question again, John. Bill said, "I've heard of meeting ticket quotas, but this is ridiculous. The police just put up a sign on the street that says 'No << BLANKING >>.'" John: No Parking. Doug: No *parking*. (audience boos) Steve, I think the lead's safe. (light laughter from the crowd) Let's check the answers starting with Troy. Troy: I think the easiest way to ticket people on the street - pedestrians and drivers - would be no BREATHING. (buzz) (audience applause) Doug: See, that's what I was thinking. Some activity that's normally not illegal -- but suddenly became illegal. Jay. Jay: Sorry, Doug, I haven't got anything funny 'cause the writers are on strike. +---------+ | PARKING | +---------+ (ding) Doug: Oh my goodness! (audience cheers) Well... I... guess that answer's not so lame after all. (audience laughs) Will, by some miracle, did you also say "parking"? Will: These cops are DESPERATE for money. So desperate, they put up a sign that says... [ NO WALKING ] (buzz) (audience applause) Doug: That's another goodie. Over to Ryan now. Bill said, "I've heard of meeting ticket quotas, but this is ridiculous. The police just put up a sign on the street that says 'No << BLANKING >>.'" He said "no parking". And you said... Ryan: (card) +============+ | No Driving | +============+ (buzz) (smattering of applause) Doug: ...no driving. Good thought. Tim? Tim: The way there seems to be road construction everywhere I go, I wouldn't be surprised if it's "No Detours", but that's not what I wrote down. I took it to the extreme and said "No *DRIVING.*" (buzz) (smattering of applause) Doug: You matched Ryan -- but not John. Alan? Alan: I hope Bill's life insurance is paid up because no ----------- |breathing| ----------- (buzz) (more applause) Doug: Another breathing -- but one parking. Unreal.
DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY | DOGGY | DOGGY
PREGNANCY | PREGNANT | CAJUNJohn's response: FASHION
Doug: Well I'll be a monkey's uncle. I thought John was going to zonk out again. But at least I was right about Steve maintaining the lead. Thing of it is -- who will have the lead at the end of the all important third round? That's the player who moves on to the Squares. The other player -- hops on a ferry bound one way to the island of consolation prizes. (audience laughs) Round 3 -- after this. (audience applause; MG-HSH music plays)MG ROUND 3 BEGINS
