MG Round 2 Question A

 

 

Doug: And we're back on the Net Set For Life - How Much Is Enough? Hour.

(audience laughs)  (Doug pushes button revealing Round 2 questions on
the toaster)

 

 

Doug: OK, Steve, you're the leader -- so the choice is yours.  A or B?

Steve: Well, A was a pain, but it still got me the lead, so I'll go with 
A again.

 

 

Doug: A again.  (grabs A; walks to panel)  Now, two people will not
play this A.

 

 

 




 

 
Doug: Jay and Alan, you'll sit this one out.  Everyone else, please
-- oh, before they do respond to this, a quick NMG-HSH hello to
Robert Pariseau.  He sent us this question -- a rather long question
-- but good.  Here we go...

When she showed up at Jose Eber's, Shakira looked like she was ready 
to have a nervous breakdown. He asked her what was wrong. Tearfully, 
she replied, "You gotta chop off my mane! When I got up yesterday, my 
<< BLANK >> fell out of my hair!"

(audience laughs)  (MG '7x changing keys think music plays)

 

 

 




 

 

Doug: And they're all set.   Steve, chance to pad your lead here.
The question one more time.

When she showed up at Jose Eber's, Shakira looked like she was ready 
to have a nervous breakdown. He asked her what was wrong. Tearfully, 
she replied, "You gotta chop off my mane! When I got up yesterday, my 
<< BLANK >> fell out of my hair!"

Steve: Man, y'all hate me...I got nothin, pet chihuahua?

(smattering of applause)

Doug: That's really not a bad answer.  Let's see the answers from
the panel -- starting with Mr. Music from LJ Face The Music, Troy.

Troy: Steve, I'm sorry... I had no clue on this one.  I said IMPLANTS.

(buzz)  (audience laughs) 

Doug: Implants.  Huh-KAY.  Nice talkin' to you.  We skip Jay -- go
to Will.

Will: What's up with all these pop stars? First Britney's little sister,
now Shakira?

Doug: Eh, luck of the draw.  Oh, wait, that's a Loogaroo project.
(light laughter from the crowd)

Will: Anyways, it was those stupid curls that she always had that fell 
out of her hair.

[CURLS]

(buzz)

Doug: Curls but no chihuahua.  Over to Ryan.  Shakira said, "You gotta 
chop off my mane! When I got up yesterday, my << BLANK >> fell out of 
my hair!"

Ryan: Just start booing...
 
+=======+
| Brain |
+=======+

(buzz) (audience boos)

Doug: Might apply better to Brit or her sister.  And Tim, Mr. Luck of the
Draw, as noted earlier.  What'cha got?

Tim: There's only one thing that she'd be hiding in those long, flowing 
locks, and that's her *PET CHIHUAHUA.* 

(ding; audience applause)

Doug: Hey!  How ya like that?

 

 

 




 

IMPLANTS | (match in R1) | CURLS
BRAIN | PET CHIHUAHUA | (match in R1)

Steve's response: PET CHIHUAHUA

 

 

Doug: Steve, just when you thought you wouldn't improve your score,
you did.  John, gotta get to work here. 

(audience applause; MG-HSH music plays)

MG ROUND 2 CONTINUES