MG Round 1 Question B
(audience cheers) (Doug presses button revealing Round 1 questions on the toaster) Doug: (grabs B; walks to panel) Once again, everyone on the panel plays and -- (looks at card) -- ooh, I like this kind of question. Ripped from today's headlines. Or at least headlines from a few weeks back. Anyway, here's the assignment... Entertainment reporter Roma Garrett said, "There's more controversy at Nickelodeon. Jamie Lynn Spears has been tapped to host a new version of the panel game show 'Figure It Out'. Only this one's called 'Figure It Out: << BLANK >> Style'."
Will: ROFL. Doug: No kiddin'. BTW, I... well, better save my rant for later. Don't want to give anything away unintentionally.
Doug: OK, they're all set. John, the question again. Entertainment reporter Roma Garrett said, "There's more controversy at Nickelodeon. Jamie Lynn Spears has been tapped to host a new version of the panel game show 'Figure It Out'. Only this one's called 'Figure It Out: << BLANK >> Style'." John: Fashion (audience groans and boos) Doug: Fashion style -- huh KAY. Well, anything's possible. OK, now that everyone's answer's in, I wrote this question sometime after Nick GAS transitioned into The N. And wouldn't you know the first thing I saw on The N -- "Zoey 101", the Jamie Lynn Spears show. Given the controversy with her out-of-wedlock pregnancy, that -- basically inspired this query. Now that I'm off my soapbox, Troy? Troy: It's about time they put Billy the Answer Head back to work... but I'm surprised they couldn't get Skip Lackey. (audience laughs) Anyway, I said DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY style. (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds) Doug: Good, creative answer. Over to Jay. Jay: Y'know, this is a classy show. I know 'cause you guys put Perrier in my styrofoam cup. Lemme give a classy answer... +-------+ | DOGGY | +-------+ (buzz) (audience cheers) Doug: Yeah, that was my answer. Over to Will now. Will: Nickelodeon, like its cousin, MTV, is becoming very risque. They're coming out with "Figure It Out... [ DOGGY ] Will: ...Doggy Style". (buzz) (more cheers) Doug: Another doggy. Let's come down to the bottom tier and Ryan. Entertainment reporter Roma Garrett said, "There's more controversy at Nickelodeon. Jamie Lynn Spears has been tapped to host a new version of the panel game show 'Figure It Out'. Only this one's called 'Figure It Out: << BLANK >> Style'." John said fashion. What came to your mind? Ryan: Doug, My answer is so bad, I think Alan and I should switch seats for this question. I drew a complete blank and I channeled my inner Patti Deutsch... +===========+ | Pregnancy | +===========+ (buzz) (a few laughs) Doug: Is a bit sensible. Tim? Tim: I don't know what I'd be more disappointed about: the fact that Jamie Lynn Spears is hosting the revival of "Figure it Out", or the fact that they're reviving "Figure it Out". Doug: I'd be more disappointed in the former. Tim: Anyway, given the recent turn of events in Ms. Spears' life, I would figure that Nick would capitalize on it and produce "Figure it Out: *PREGNANT* Style." (buzz) Tim: I can only imagine what the secrets on Billy the Answer Head are going to be on this show. Doug: Eh, I'm not sure I wanna know. But I do wanna know Alan's answer. Alan: Well, she is from Louisiana so the only thing I could come up with was ------- |cajun| ------- (buzz) (smattering of applause) Doug: But no fashion as we review.
DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY | DOGGY | DOGGY
PREGNANCY | PREGNANT | CAJUNJohn's response: FASHION
Doug: Well, John, better luck in the next round. Steve leads 200 to nil. We're just getting the 10th year celebration started. Come back for more fun after this. (audience applause; MG-HSH music plays)MG ROUND 2 BEGINS
