HS round1question2

  
Ryan: David, pick a square.
 
David: I pick Tom.

 

 

  
Ryan: Jay, They were once known as the Beaneaters -- and they 
began in Boston. We now know them by what name?
 
Ryan: Tom, Half of the time spent in American courtrooms involves 
a case dealing with what?

Tom: Ah, yes, that would be determining who the hell is the father 
of Anna Nicole's baby. ...or is it determining whether or not Paris 
Hilton is going back  to jail or not? I can't remember anymore. 

(audience laughs)

Tom: Well, David, considering that about half the  marriages in America 
end in divorce, it seems logical that half the time spent  in 
American courtrooms involve some kind of divorce case.

David: I disagree.

Ryan: Half of the time spent in American courtrooms involves 
a case dealing with an automobile. Circle gets the square.
 

 

 

(ding; audience applause)

 

 

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