MG round2questionA

 

 

Doug: (grabs A) Joseph, chance to take the lead

Nerdocrumbesia has the world's strangest system of capital
punishment.  The other day, instead of a firing squad, they 
carried out an execution by << BLANK >> squad.

(MG '7x synth vamp think music plays)

Doug: Waiting on Mr. BuzzerBlog.com to get in there.

 

 

 

 

Doug: Okie doke.  We're ready for ya, Joseph.

Nerdocrumbesia has the world's strangest system of capital
punishment.  The other day, instead of a firing squad, they 
carried out an execution by << BLANK >> squad.

Joseph: I have more than one answer - but I'm gonna say
(ducks to avoid booing) karaoke squad.

(audience boos)

Doug: At the risk of showing my age, I can understand that if
they're singing "Feelings", the old Morris Albert hit from the '70s.
(audience laughs)  Huh-kay, I sense six more buzzers coming along
-- but ya never know with these folks.  Andy?

Andy: I will say a ...... GEEK Squad.

(buzz) (smattering of applause)

Doug: Oh, you went for the play on words.  *Nerd*ocrumbesia,
geeks.  I can see that.  Jay.

Jay: Who writes this stuff?

Doug: Well, one of the scribes is over there in the cage.

Jay: Paging Mr Nielsen...Mr Leslie Nielsen to the white 
courtesy phone

+--------+
| POLICE |
+--------+

(buzz) (audience laughs)

Doug: And leave it to Frank Drebin to screw it up like El
Capitan on "You Can't".  Over to John.

John: Gimme an F!   Gimme an I!   Gimme an R!   Gimme an E!

----------------
| CHEERLEADING |
|    SQUAD     |
----------------

(buzz) (audience laughs)

Doug: What a way for the felon to go out.  Let's come down
here and visit the Ryan express.  Nerdocrumbesia has the 
world's strangest system of capital punishment.  The other 
day, instead of a firing squad, they carried out an 
execution by << BLANK >> squad.  Joseph said "karaoke" and
you say...

Ryan: (card)

+===========+
| Slingshot |
|   Squad   | 
+===========+

(buzz) (smattering of applause)

Doug: Bunch of rotten kids.  Alex, your thoughts.

Alex:  The baddest (or saddest) motherf(MG '98 "censored" sfx)ers 
in Volkswagon Beatles: by The Geek Squad

(buzz) (smattering of applause)

Doug: More geeks.  And Chad?

Chad: Anyone who watches WWE or is in high school should get this...

+------+
|SPIRIT|
+------+

(buzz)

Doug: And that's the round as we review.

 

 

 

 

GEEK | POLICE | CHEERLEADING
SLINGSHOT | GEEK | SPIRIT

Joseph's response: KARAOKE

 

 

Doug: Two rounds, lots of laughs -- but no matches.  Now come on, guys,
we've got cyber-money burning a hole in our pocket.  We want you to
take some of it home.  We'll finish up Match Game -- after this.

(audience applauds; MG-HSH music plays)

MG ROUND 3 BEGINS