MG round3questionB

 

 

Doug: And welcome back to the Net On The Cover - StarFace Hour.

 

 

(audience laughs) (Doug pushes button on toaster revealing Round 3
questions)

Doug: All right, we still have no score -- which actually delights
the panelists.  They get to play all the questions for Match Game.

With the scoreless tie, Joseph gets the pick in Round 3 since Mat
went first in Round 2.  A or B, Joseph?

Joseph: I'll pick B for Better Buckle down!

 

 

Doug: (grabs B) B for buckling down it is.  (walks to panel)
As promised, everyone on the panel plays in the whole round.
First question in our final round of Match Game.

Dumb Dora is soooooo dumb....

Everyone else in unison: HOW DUMB IS SHE?!?!!?

Doug: ... she's so dumb, she thought using "extra body" shampoo 
would grow her an extra << BLANK >>.

(MG '7x wank think music plays)

 

 

 

 
(buzz)

Doug: OK, didn't get an answer from Alex in time.  Joseph,
the query again.

Dumb Dora is so dumb, she thought using "extra body" shampoo 
would grow her an extra << BLANK >>.

Joseph: I'd better quit milking this. I'm gonna say - ahem - boob.

(audience laughs and applauds)

Doug: Well, I can see that.  Wait, I'm a married man, let me rephrase
that!  (audience laughs) Seriously, there's a really sensible answer
when you see it.  Andy, what'cha got for Joseph?

Andy: Rumor has it Dumb Dora was very flat chested, so I said
(card) an extra BOOB.

(ding) (audience cheers)

Doug: *Finally!*  A match!  CY$100 for Joseph.  Jay, ya make it
200?

Jay: I know you've come to rely on me to say something funny. Doug?
Now is NOT one of those times...

+------+
| HEAD |
+------+

(buzz) (audience applause)
 
Doug: *That's* what I thought.  Grows another head.  John?

John: Short 'n sweet

----------
|  BODY  |
----------

(buzz) (audience applause)

Doug: Another good answer.  Dumb Dora is so dumb, she thought 
using "extra body" shampoo would grow her an extra -- what, Ryan?

Ryan: (card)

+======+
| Body |
+======+

(buzz)

Doug: Another body.  Chad, last chance for... (light laughter
from the crowd)  He's a kid.  I'd better be careful.  Just
show and tell.

Chad: Poor girl isn't exactly the brightest crayon in the box, 
but who am I to judge? We definitely aren't a bunch of rocket 
scientists either. (light laughter from the crowd)  However, 
as often as I try, I do indeed know that extra body shampoo 
will not grow another..

+----+
|HEAD|
+----+ 

(buzz)

Doug: Another head.  But Joseph managed to score a match as
we review...

 

 

 

 

BOOB | HEAD | BODY
BODY | (missed deadline) | HEAD

Joseph's response: BOOB

 

 

Doug: Mat, you need one match to tie.  Two or more wins.  Mismatches
all the way and Joseph wins.

MG ROUND 3 CONTINUES