MG round1questionB
(audience cheers) (Doug presses button revealing Round 1 questions on the toaster) Doug: And the winner of Hollywood Squares gets to play for CY$50,000 in the Super Match. Joseph, you won the right to go first. A or B? Joseph: I'm gonna take B for << BLANK >>, Doug.
Doug: (grab B) B for blank it is. (walks to panel) Let's see what blank you have to fill. Kevin said, "I played the new Monopoly 'Here & Now' board game the other day and, to say the least, I was disappointed. If they really wanted to bring Monopoly into the here and now, they'd have a space marked << BLANK >>." (MG '7x wank think music plays)
(stars write) Doug: Waiting on Alex to get in there.
(buzz) Doug: OK, no answer from Alex in time. Joseph, chance at 500. Kevin said, "I played the new Monopoly 'Here & Now' board game the other day and, to say the least, I was disappointed. If they really wanted to bring Monopoly into the here and now, they'd have a space marked << BLANK >>." Joseph: "Hire Dewey, Cheetim, and Howe, Attorneys at Law". (audience laughs and applauds) Doug: Funny answer. I take it that replaces the "get out of jail free" card. Let's see if gets a match -- starting with Andy. Andy: How about .... Paris Hilton's House :) (audience laughs) Seriously.... I have been wondering how they could leave out the Home of Monopoly in this new version, so I said (card) ATLANTIC CITY. (buzz) (smattering of applause) Doug: 'Tis a shame they left out Atlantic City. Jay? Jay: Well Doug, I am a YOOGE Monopoly fan. I like the traditional game so playing this new one doesn't interest me. However, I think an updated edition would have a space (or spaces) marked: +---------+ | AIRPORT | +---------+ (buzz) Doug: Actually, I think the railroads were replaced with airports. Either way, a sensible answer as we go to John. John: Bye-bye Community Chest, hello... ------------------------ | BILL GATES' | | BANK ACCOUNT | ------------------------ John: Bank Error in Your Favor...Collect $20,000,000 (audience laughs) (buzz) Doug: Sure you're not confusing this with "Win Bill Gates' Money?" Let's go to Ryan. Kevin said, "I played the new Monopoly 'Here & Now' board game the other day and, to say the least, I was disappointed. If they really wanted to bring Monopoly into the here and now, they'd have a space marked << BLANK >>." Joseph said, "Hire the law firm of Dewey, Cheetim, and Howe" -- or something to that effect. What say you? Ryan: Doug, I'm gonna tell you, for this answer I should be sitting in Chad's spot because this is the type answer Patti Deutsch or Joyce Bulifant would give. If they really wanted to bring Monopoly into the here and now, they'd replace the Just Visiting Space around the Jail with... +===============+ | Just Conjugal | | Visiting | +===============+ (audience laughs) (buzz) Doug: Ya know, "just a conjugal visit" isn't half bad. Chad, wrap this up for us, please. Chad: An updated Monopoly, eh? I don't know of one place you can find Free Parking these days, so I said... +-------------+ |Parking - $30| +-------------+ (buzz) Doug: Logical step up from "free". Well, let's review.
ATLANTIC CITY | AIRPORT | BILL GATES'...ACCOUNT
...CONJUGAL VISIT... | (missed deadline) | PARKING - $30Joseph's response: HIRE DEWEY, CHEETIM & HOWE
Doug: Just for the record, my wife suggested on the Monopoly "Here & Now" board, there should be a Starbucks (audience laughs) -- at *every* corner. (more laughs)MG ROUND 1 CONTINUES
