MG round1questionA

 

 

Doug: (grab A) Mat, he left ya A.  (walks to panel)  And let's
see what the assignment is this time.

There's a new saying in Hollywood. Instead of saying something's gone 
the way of the dodo bird when it's not popular, they say it's gone 
the way of << BLANK >>.

 

 

 

 

 
 
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Doug: OK, we're all set.  Mat, the question again.

There's a new saying in Hollywood. Instead of saying something's gone 
the way of the dodo bird when it's not popular, they say it's gone 
the way of << BLANK >>.

Mat: Doug I really don't know, but I'm going to say .....a dodo star.

(audience groans)

Doug: Wasn't that a song by Deep Purple?  (light laughter from the
crowd)  Oh, wait, that's "Highway Star".  Uh, I smell a scoreless
tie after one inning -- but ya never.  Andy, Mat's looking for a
dodo star.  What'cha say?

Andy: I am going to say its gone the way of....... LINDSAY LOHAN 

(buzz)

Doug: Now my wife actually likes Lindsay -- especially when she's
in Disney movies.  Though then again, I see where you're going
with that.  Jay?

Jay: (spaces out as he flips the card)

+--------+
|  PARIS |
| HILTON |
+--------+

(buzz)

Jay: That's hot, Doug.

(audience laughs and applauds)

Doug: There ya go.  John?

John: Gone and it ain't comin' back.

--------------------------
|   PARIS HILTON'S AND   |
|    NICOLE RICHIE'S     |
|       FRIENDSHIP       |
--------------------------

(buzz) (audience laughs)

Doug: Even more specific.  But no match as we go to Ryan.  There's 
a new saying in Hollywood. Instead of saying something's gone 
the way of the dodo bird when it's not popular, they say it's gone 
the way of the dodo star, according to Mat.  What according to you?

Ryan: (card)

+=============+
| Tom Cruse's |
|   Career    |
+=============+

(buzz) (audience cheers)

Doug: I like that answer.  Hi five, my man. 

(Ryan and Doug hi five)

Doug: To those Tom Cruise fans we offended, sorry to all 12
of you.  (audience laughs)  Alex?

Alex:  There are so many crazy people I could think of, but
I'll go with the queen of failure: Paris Hilton

(buzz)

Doug: Another Paris.  And Chad, wrap this up for us?

Chad: He's not exactly extinct (yet), but his popularity 
sure has gone down the tubes:

+----------+
|MEL GIBSON|
+----------+

(buzz)

Doug: Indeed it has. 

 

 

 

 

LINDSAY LOHAN | PARIS HILTON | P.H. & N.R.'S FRIENDSHIP
TOM CRUISE'S CAREER | PARIS HILTON | MEL GIBSON

Mat's response: DODO STAR

 

 

Doug: OK, first round's in the books and (points to scoreboard as
audience laughs) it's another exciting pitchers' duel on Match Game.
Second round after this.

(MG '7x wank think music plays)

MG ROUND 2 BEGINS