MG round1questionA

 

 

(audience cheers) (Doug presses button revealing Round 1 questions
on the toaster)

Doug: And remember the winner of Squares gets to play for CY$50,000
in the Super Match.  Steve, you won the right to go first.  So you
get to pick A or B.

Steve: I'll take B, Doug

 

 

Doug: (grabs B) B it is and we're off and running.  (walks to
panel)  New game, everyone on the panel's in it -- and I should
give a call to Tom Hornikel for writing the following...

President Bush said, "I have every confidence in my Vice President, 
Dick Cheney.  In fact, I'm offering to send Dick out on another 
hunting trip with << BLANK >>."
(MG '7x wank think music plays)

 

 

 

 

 

(closeup of Chris writing; his shirt saying "I'M OUT OF MY MIND; 
PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE")

Doug: Chris, I have to ask.  Was one of your barmaids the 
inspiration for this shirt?

Chris: Nah...they KNEW that I was crazy when they took the job.

Doug: I hear ya.  While I'm in this neighborhood, let's give
a proper welcome to Adam.

(audience applause)

Adam: Thanks for the intro, by the way...This is my first net 
game EVER and I look forward to the experience as much as I 
look forward to having the theme music stuck in my head for 
the next month.  (Mackenzie laugh)

(audience laughs)

Doug: I'm sure you'll do fine.

 

 

 

 

 

Doug: OK, Steve, they're all set...

President Bush said, "I have every confidence in my Vice President, 
Dick Cheney.  In fact, I'm offering to send Dick out on another 
hunting trip with << BLANK >>."

(time passes)

Doug: I must have an answer before the buzzer sounds.

(more time passes) (buzz)

Doug: Oh, no answer in time.  Well, just for fun, we'll see what
answers the stars came up with.  Will?

Will: Hunt WITH?  Oops... I heard it as hunt FOR!

Doug: Come on, Will, get with it!  :)

I figured we'd go with the one person that Bush has been trying 
to find, but can't.  He's sending Dick Cheney out to hunt for...

OSAMA BIN LADEN

Doug: Whatever you're drinking, I want a sip.  Jay?

Jay: I'll get to my answer in a moment.  But first, Dean, 
I'm taking the lunch order for everyone, Doug's paying, 
so I'd like to know if you want calf or fish. In other words 
is it Veal or No Veal?

(audience laughs and applauds)

Dean: Chicken, please.

(more laughs)


Jay: Anyway, this is a tough one for me since I'm not 100% 
"up" on US politics so I'll say

+---------+
|    Jon  |
| Stewart |
+---------+

Jay: 'Cause, y'know, he makes with the jokes.

(more laughs)

Doug: I like that answer.  Chris, what did you think of?

Chris: First ones are always the toughies...but I said:

+----------+
| KIM JONG |
|    IL    |
+----------+

(smattering of applause)

Doug: Leader of North Korea.  Interesting.  Let's come on
down to Ryan.  Repeating the question, President Bush said, 
"I have every confidence in my Vice President, Dick Cheney.  
In fact, I'm offering to send Dick out on another 
hunting trip with << BLANK >>."

Ryan: Well... as Gene use to say... "Go with your first 
instinct..."
 
+========+
| Saddam |
+========+

(audience laughs and applauds)

Doug: There ya go.  Butcher of Baghdad.  Dean?

Dean: His biggest fan...

+---------+
|  CINDY  |
| SHEEHAN |
+---------+

(audience laughs and applauds)

Doug: Now *THAT'S* what I was thinking of.  And Adam?

Adam: I'm sure Bob Eubanks would agree with this idea...

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| MICHAEL  |
|    MOORE |
|          |
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Doug: All good answers.

 

 

 

 

OSAMA BIN LADEN | JON STEWART | KIM JONG IL
SADDAM | CINDY SHEEHAN | MICHAEL MOORE

Steve's response: (missed deadline)

 

 

Doug: Don't worry, you'll have two more turns at bat, Steve.

MG ROUND 1 CONTINUES