MG round1questionB
Doug: (grabs A) OK, Michael, your chance to score first. And here's the next assignment... James Bond was *SO* sick... Everyone else in unison: HOW SICK WAS HE?!?!!!??!! Doug: ...instead of drinking a martini, he drank << BLANK >>. (MG '7x cowbell think music plays)
Jay: One thing...Dean, do you want some lemon rind zested on your lunch order? I ask you...Peel or No Peel? (audience laughs) Dean: Jay, you are the pickiest waiter ever.......No peel. (more laughs) What's next? A seafood/sushi platter?...Eel or no eel? Doug: Eel? Dean: Eel tastes good, BTW. Doug: I'm smelling a theme show. Will, we're waitin' on ya.
Doug: OK, Michael, got 'em all set. James Bond was *SO* sick... Michael: How sick was he? Doug: ...man you're good! James Bond was *SO* sick instead of drinking a martini, he drank << BLANK >>. Michael: I have three answers in my head, but I'll go with my first answer, which is probably the obvious one. I'll go with COUGH SYRUP. (audience applause) Doug: Very logical answer indeed. Of course I have to agree with it. I was on prescription cough syrup for darn near a month. But enough of my problems. Will, we start with you? Will: Let's just say that he was sick enough to actually drink ROBITUSSIN. Doug: Oh, Michael, I see a mismatch ruling in your future. (judge activates buzzer) (a few boos) Doug: Now now now, it's a common rule general answers don't match specifics and vice versa. If everyone else named five different brands of cough medicine, it wouldn't be fair to Steve. Now, if Michael played against the house? Eh, maybe a different story. Over to Jay. Jay: (card) +--------+ | nyQuil | +--------+ Jay: nyQuil nyQuil nyQuil, we love you you giant (MG98 "censored" cuckoo) Q! (audience laughs) (buzz) Doug: Another specific aid to coughs. Over to Chris. Chris: I was going for the illiteration, so I said: +-----------+ | METAMUCIL | +-----------+ (buzz) Chris: ...stirred, not shaken. (audience boos) Chris: AHHHHH, BOO YERSELF! You was expectin', maybe, Nipsey Russell?! (audience laughs) Doug: Indeed, we've got a tough crowd today. Well, let's come on down to Ryan. James Bond was *SO* sick instead of drinking a martini, he drank cough syrup, according to Michael. What according to you? Ryan: Well, Louis Black, comedian and Daily Show contributor, likes to call this "The Moonshine of Medicine." +========+ | NyQuil | +========+ (buzz) Ryan: It comes in red and green and is the only thing that tastes like red and green.... (audience laughs) Doug: I do remember that commentary. Still looking for cough medicine, Deano. Dean: It's good for what ails you... +---------+ | CHICKEN | | SOUP | +---------+ (buzz) Dean: I just realized that I should have ordered lasagna ala "Airplane." (audience laughs) Doug: One order of lasanga for Mr. Scungio. And give it wings. (more laughs) Adam? Adam: (card) ------------- | NY- | | QUIL | | | ------------- (buzz) Doug: That was the definitive answer, all right.
ROBITUSSIN | NYQUIL | METAMUCIL
NYQUIL | CHICKEN SOUP | NYQUILMichael's response: COUGH SYRUP
Doug: We're scoreless after one period of play. Bill Clement's next with the intermission report and more of the game -- after this. (audience applause; MG-HSH music plays)MG ROUND 2 BEGINS
