MG round2questionB
Doug: Welcome back to the Net Cash Cab - Money Maze Hour. (audience laughs) (Doug pushes button on the toaster revealing Round 2 questions)
Doug: In case you're just joining us, we're being joined by some members of the cast of Game Show News Net's We Love To Interrupt. More folks from that fine show will visit us later -- but right now, it's Round 2. Oronde starts us off this time. Oronde: give me a B gene rayburn.. oopsie.. -_- (light laughter from the crowd)
Doug: (grabs B) Consider yourself forgiven. (walks to panel) ("Move Closer To Your World" plays) Well, especially when you trigger that song, you're forgiven. (audience laughs) All the stars play this one. WLTI Brainvision News is reporting "Fear Factor's" host, Joe Rogan, had to go to the hospital. This after a practical joker put << BLANK >> in Joe's coffee. (MCTYW still plays as the stars write)
Doug: OK, Oronde, they're all set... WLTI Brainvision News is reporting "Fear Factor's" host, Joe Rogan, had to go to the hospital. This after a practical joker put << BLANK >> in Joe's coffee. Oronde: snake (a few groans) Doug: Boy, it had to either be a real small snake or a really < Trump > YOOGE < / Trump > cup of coffee. We'll see if snake scores a few points -- and we start with Ryan V. Ryan Vickers: Well Doug, I'm not a Fear Factor fan. Doug: Me neither. Ryan Vickers: But the one thing that I always associate with Fear Factor is... (card) SPIDERS (buzz) Plain and simple. I'm sure there's a definitive answer somewhere... it just hasn't got into my web, yet. (audience groans) Doug: Hey, Gordon, how about a Net Match Game - Hollywood Squares Hour: Punupsmanship Edition? (audience laughs) If so, we're lettin' ya back on the show. Jay? Jay: (card) +-------+ | COCK- | | ROACH | +-------+ (buzz) (audience applause) Doug: La cucaracha. That was my answer. Chico, what's yours? Chico: Fat liposuctioned from Gordon's ass. (audience laughs) Kidding! Anyway, it's Fear Factor Coffee, so of course it's gonna have... +-----+ |Worms| +-----+ Chico: ...worms in it! (buzz) (smattering of applause) Doug: Squirmy wormy. No matches as we come down to Ryan Morris. WLTI Brainvision News is reporting "Fear Factor's" host, Joe Rogan, had to go to the hospital. This after a practical joker put << BLANK >> in Joe's coffee. And Oronde said a snake. What say ye? Ryan Morris: (card) +===========+ | Scorpions | +===========+ (buzz) (audience applause) Doug: Another great answer. We now turn to *our* Joe -- Van Ginkel. Joe: Going with the Fear Factor vibe, I said... ----------- |Cockroach| ----------- (buzz) Doug: Otra cucaracha. Gordon, bring it home. Gordon: Well, Doug, since they are all on the top row, and they can't reach me from up here, I decided to say... (ducks) +++++++++++++++ + + + A + + Canadian + + + +++++++++++++++ (audience laughs) Ryan Vickers: What???? Chico: Oh no... Gordon: Only kidding ! Only kidding! I really said... +++++++++++++++ + + + BILE + + + +++++++++++++++ (buzz) Ryan Vickers: Don't ask me back to room with you in L.A. (more laughs)
SPIDERS | COCKROACH | WORMS
SCORPIONS | COCKROACH | BILEOronde's response: SNAKE
Doug: Just what we need on this show -- an international incident. Oronde, hang in there. There's one more round before Hollywood Squares.MG ROUND 2 CONTINUES
