MG round2questionA

 

 



Doug: (grabs A) Uh, Rick, I hope your half of the round's a bit more
civil.  (walks to panel)  Once again, everyone on the panel writes --
and -- well, this sort of follows up on what Joe talked about earlier.
 
Dumb Dora is SO dumb...

Everyone else in unison: HOW DUMB IS SHE?!?!?!?!

Doug: ...the new game show "Deal Or No Deal" rejected her.  When
she was in the studio for an audition, she asked the producer, 
"Hey, where's << BLANK >>?"

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Doug: Really folks, WLTI's one happy family.  Now, Rick, the
question again...

Dumb Dora is SO dumb, the new game show "Deal Or No Deal" rejected 
her.  When she was in the studio for an audition, she asked the 
producer, "Hey, where's << BLANK >>?"

Rick: Monty Hall

(audience cheers)

Doug: There ya go.  Anything related to some other show with a
four-word title ending in "Deal" is good here.  Let's compare
the answers starting with Ryan Vickers.

Ryan Vickers: Doug, let me first say that Mr. Pepper is now banned 
from entering ANY Canadian Game show EVER... and with revivals such 
as "The All New Bumper Stumpers" and "Jim Perry's 100,000 Penny 
Defnition" and "10,  9, 8, 7, 6... Oh hell get on with it, just
RUN!" on the way I'm sure he'll be one sorry fellow!
 
(audience laughs)

Doug: BTW, I'm not familiar with this 10, 9, 8, 7, 6 bit.  Care
to explain?

Ryan Vickers: A reference to the rarely seen "5-4-3-2-Run", a 
classic Canadian game show from '88 or so.

Doug: Ah, gotcha.  Now, whad'ya say we put an end to this 
skirmish and show us your answer.  :)

Ryan Vickers: I do believe I have the *definitive* answer this 
time!!!  I said, to paraphrase Patti Deutsch.
 
+----------+
| (GEORGE) |
| MONTY    |
| HALL!    |
+----------+

(audience laughs)

Ryan Vickers: Only not really with the "George" bit!  
 
Doug: Still I think... (ding; audience applause) ...it's a
match.  CY$100 for Rick and what from Jay?

Jay: Monty.

+-------+
| MONTY |
|  HALL |
+-------+

(ding; audience applause)

Doug: Two matches, CY$200.  Over to the chairman, Chico.

Chico: Rick... that is so obvious... why on earth would 
you give such an answer? I mean, this game is all about 
surprises, and Monty Hall is just the predictable milquetoast
 answer that I would happen to have written on my little 
blue card...

+-----+
|MONTY|
|HALL |
+-----+

(ding; audience applause)

Doug: Three for three, Rick.  Over to Ryan now.  Dumb Dora 
is SO dumb, the new game show "Deal Or No Deal" rejected 
her.  When she was in the studio for an audition, she asked 
the producer, "Hey, where's ...?"

Ryan Morris: There is only one answer, TV's Big Dealer...
 
+========+
| Monty  |
|  Hall  |
+========+

(ding; audience applause)

Doug: I could've sworn we'd see just a wee bit more 
variety -- "door number four" from mid '80s, the curtains,
stuff like that.  But still, CY$400 to build on as we go
to Joe.

Joe: Our boy from GSC4, the man, the myth, the legend, TV's 
Biiiiiiiig Dealer...
 
--------
|Monty |
|Hall  |
--------

(ding; audience applause)

Doug: That's five...

and

now,

Rick,

if

Gordon

said

"Monty

Hall",

you'll

win

a

four-

hundred

cyber-

dollar

bonus

for

a

perfect

score

for

a

total

of

one-

thousand

cyber-

dollars.

Gordon: Doug
 
Doug: Yes Gordon
 
Gordon: Ryan is right. I'm sorry I haven't seen those shows
so I can't pour Haterade all over them.  I said Uncle Monty.
 
 
+++++++++++++++
+             +
+ MONTY HALL  +
+             +
+++++++++++++++

(ding) (audience cheers)

 

 

 




 

(GEORGE) MONTY HALL | MONTY HALL | MONTY HALL
MONTY HALL | MONTY HALL | MONTY HALL

Rick's response: MONTY HALL

 

 

Doug: Well, ya matched everyone.  Oronde, you've got to do the same
thing -- and will have just one chance to do it.  Back for the final
round after this.

(audience applauds; MG-HSH music plays)

MG ROUND 3 BEGINS