MG round1questionB
Doug: (grabs B) Oronde, your half of the round starts now. (walks to panel) And the question goes som-- ("Move Closer To Your World" plays) Oh dear. (audience laughs and applauds) They're playing my song -- sort of. (more laughs) After all, this is the We Love To Interrupt show -- so we have to incorporate something from WLTI into this show. So, why not the Brainvision News? And -- here's the assignment... WLTI Brainvision News is reporting "The Vault Guys" from Game Show Network's long defunct clips show "As Seen On..." have a new gig. Greg Baker and Matthew Parrott are now serving as << BLANKS >>. (MCTYW still plays as the stars write)
Ryan Vickers: BTW, I think we can go for Chico being an honorary Canadian. Chico: Oh thank you, Ryan!
Doug: And we're all set. Oronde, the question again... WLTI Brainvision News is reporting "The Vault Guys" from Game Show Network's long defunct clips show "As Seen On..." have a new gig. Greg Baker and Matthew Parrott are now serving as << BLANKS >>. Oronde: hmms what;s the name of jsut released movies with gay cowboys..? cause gay cowboys is my answer.... (audience boos) Doug: Gay cowboys -- not that there's anything wrong with that. Honestly never crossed my mind -- but let's see if our friends over here thought of queersome hombres -- starting with Ryan Vickers. Ryan Vickers: Well Doug, I didn't have Game Show Network until the Whammy! era, but I've seen a couple of clips of these nutters. Based on that fact, I'll say: THE NEW PAIR ON "THE SIMPLE LIFE" (buzz) Ryan Vickers: 'Cause Paris and Nicole can't just get along. (audience laughs) Doug: Well, that franchise does need a new lease on life. Jay? Jay: (card) +----------+ | BRINKS | | SECURITY | | GUARDS | +----------+ (buzz) (audience applause) Doug: There ya go. "Vault guys" -- security guards. Makes sense. Over to Chico now. Chico: Ol' Greg and Matt are now the (card) ball boys for (card) Extreme Dodgeball. (buzz) Beats cleaning Cronin's shiny nickels. (audience laughs) Doug: And how. Over to Ryan Morris now. WLTI Brainvision News is reporting "The Vault Guys" from Game Show Network's long defunct clips show "As Seen On..." have a new gig. Greg Baker and Matthew Parrott are now serving as -- gay cowboys, according to Oronde. What according to you? Ryan Morris: I couldn't think of anything so I said... +=====================+ | GSN Security Guards | +=====================+ (buzz) (smattering of applause) Doug: Eh, makes sense. Joe? Joe: As the goofs reach for those hideous jackets. They keep offering me one, and I keep telling them I'm okay as I am. (light laughter from the crowd) Doug, just to see if my associates are paying attention, I said that they're now... ------------- |Deal or | |No Deal | |case models| ------------- (buzz) Doug: No match -- and definitely no deal. Hi there, Gordon. Gordon: Hi there Doug. Well, the two guys were big, fat, and... (stares at Chico and Joe both giving him death stares) don't hate me because I'm beautiful. (audience laughs). Anyways, they were also both media hoes, so I think that they would both be good at being... (cards) +++++++++++++++++ + + + Biggest Loser + + Contestants + + + +++++++++++++++++ (buzz) (audience laughs) Gordon: Speaking of Hoes...Chico, hit it! (Chico plays Ludacris' "Area Codes") Chico: I've got hoes....
NEW PAIR..."SIMPLE LIFE" | BRINKS SECURITY GUARDS | BALL BOYS...DODGEBALL
GSN SECURITY GUARDS | DOND CASE MODELS | BIGGEST LOSER CONTESTANTSOronde's response: GAY COWBOYS
Doug: Well, that's the first round and (points to the dark lights on the scoreboard) as you can plainly see it's another pitcher's duel. But that'll change -- hopefully as soon as we come back from this break. (audience applause; MG-HSH music plays) And perhaps we can convince Ryan V., Jay and Chico to hum a few bars of "O Canada". We're back with more fun after this.MG ROUND 2 BEGINS
