MG round3
| ^ - - - - - | ^ - - - - - | | WILLIAM | BRIAN | | CY$100 | CY$100 | | ^ | ^ | | / \ | / \ | | / \ | / \ | | / \ | / \ | (Ryan walks over to the toaster and presses the button.) Ryan: Let's Start Round 3. (walks over to the toaster & presses the button) One more question each. The game is still tied, so William gets the pick for the last round. William, A or B? William: B please Ryan: (takes the question and walks over to the panel) Jay Lewis, you sit out because you matched in the first round. Everyone else, here is your question... Herbie the Comedian said: "Other guys get to host telethons for important diseases. All I could get is a telethon for _________." (MG '7x wank think music plays) (panel writes and deliberates) Ryan: Everyone's ready. (walks over to the players) William, Herbie the Comedian said: "Other guys get to host telethons for important diseases. All I could get is a telethon for _________." William: The Common Cold (Audience applause) Ryan: Very good. (walks over to the panel) Jeannine? Jeannine: Wait, I think I heard this one before... maybe it was Jay in the back. (smirks) I wrote: +======+ | Alergies | +======+ (BZZZ)(Applause) Ryan: Another good one, Jeannine. You're really getting the hang of this. Jay Cross? Jay C.: washed up comedians (BZZZ)(Applause & Laughter) Ryan: (laughs) Not quite a disease. But, a good answer. Justin, Herbie the Comedian said: "Other guys get to host telethons for important diseases. All I could get is a telethon for..." Justin: Hangnails. (BZZZ)(Applause) Ryan: Fine answer. Charlie? Charlie: I can imagine the tote board on this one. Literally hundreds of dollars raised for those suffering from... +-----------+ | THE | | COMMON | | COLD | +-----------+ (DING)(Applause) Ryan: Cy$100 for William. Lori? Lori: Disabilities (BZZZ)(Groans) Ryan: Not quite what we were looking for. Let's review the answers... +[ | JEANNINE ]+[^| JAY L. ]+[ |JAY C.]+ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | +[ | JUSTIN ]+[^| CHARLIE ]+[ | LORI ]+ Alergies|Matched in R1|Washed Up Comedians Hangnails| The Common Cold|Disabilities | ^ ^ - - - - | ^ - - - - - | | WILLIAM | BRIAN | | CY$200 | CY$100 | | ^ | ^ | | / \ | / \ | | / \ | / \ | | / \ | / \ | Ryan: Brian, you need one match to tie and two for the win. (Takes the question and walks over to the panel) Fred got kicked out of the "All You Can Eat" Diner. After he finished the food. He ate the __________. (MG '7x cowbell think music plays) (panel writes and deliberates) Ryan: Everyone's ready. (walks over to the players) Brian, Fred got kicked out of the "All You Can Eat" Diner. After he finished the food. He ate the __________. Brian: The whole restaurant! (some applause) Ryan: Okay, we'll see how that works out. (walks over to the panel) Jeannine? Jeannine: Oh, he ate the PLATES. then the silverware, and the plastic flowers on the tables... LOL. (BZZZ)(Groans from the audience, directed toward the judge) Ryan: Now, wait a minute. Brian's answer was whole restaurant. She said, plates, silverware and plastic flowers. That's not quite the whole restaurant. Jay Lewis? Jay L.: *BURP* +------+ | MENU | +------+ (BZZZ)(Applause & Laughter) Ryan: Not bad. Jay Cross? Jay C.: He ate the table too! (BZZZ)(Laughter) Ryan: Not bad. Charlie, Charlie: I'd take it as a sign of complete admiration if you eat everything and then eat the... +------+ | COOK | +------+ (BZZZ)(Applause) Ryan: OK, this is it. If Lori said "the whole restaurant" we go the tie breaker. Lori, what did you say? Lori: Plates (BZZZ)(Clangs and MG Win Cue) Ryan: We have a winner, but first let's review the answers... +[ | JEANNINE ]+[ | JAY L. ]+[ |JAY C.]+ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | +[^| JUSTIN ]+[ | CHARLIE ]+[ | LORI ]+ Plates, silverware & plastic flowers|Menu|Table Matched in R1|Cook|Plates | ^ ^ - - - - | ^ - - - - - | | WILLIAM | BRIAN | | CY$200 | CY$100 | | ^ | ^ | | / \ | / \ | | / \ | / \ | | / \ | / \ | Ryan: (Walks to center stage) William, come on over. (William joins Ryan at center stage) Brian, if you would have said "Plates" that would have given you the win. But you got Cy$100 and that's not bad. A nice round of applause for Brian Moore (Applause as the MG podiums slide offstage, and the top row for HS, slides in) Ryan: OK, It's time for my favorite part of the game, The Hollywood Squares. But, we need three more stars. We'll find out who they are after this short word. (Fee Plug Theme plays) Rich Jeffries: Departing contestants will receive... Kellogg's Egg Rolls. Kellogg's says "good evening" with a fine selection of chicken, lobster and shrimp egg rolls. Available in the frozen food section of your supermarket. K-E-double-L-oh-double-good. Kellogg's, the best to you! Dentyne Gum -- the chewing gum with the great flavor that lasts and lasts. Brush your breath, brush it clean, brush your breath with Dentyne. Gift certificates for Kentucky Fried Chicken and fresh buttermilk biscuits. You've got a right to chicken done right. At Kentucky Fried Chicken, we do chicken right. The Mr. Coffee Ultronic System. Space-aged technology for the best cup of coffee on this planet or any other. Furnished by Mr. Coffee. And a member of our studio audience will receive the choice of any gift list in the world famous Spiegel catalog. Spiegel -- with over 50,000 quality items offering value, selection and savings. Spiegel, Chicago, 60609. (Main Theme plays) And Now It's time for more of The Net Match Game-Hollywood Squares Hour with... From GSNN, Chico Alexander (applause) Video Production Owner and Moderator, John Montagnino. (applause) Host of Net Percentages, Steve Michaels. And continuing as host, the star of The Hollywood Squares, Ryan Morris! Ryan: Thank you Rich. The road to the Cy$50,000 SuperMatch continues right after this!HS ROUND 1 BEGINS
