HS round1
(Ryan, William, and Andy are at the HS podiums; William is sitting at the Circle desk. Andy is sitting at the X desk.) Ryan: Welcome back, we are ready to start the Hollywood Squares. But first lets introduce our returning champion. So, far he has won Cy$55,800, ladies and gentlemen, Andy Geller! (Applause) Ryan: Just a quick reminder of how we play. The object is to get three stars in a row. Either across, up and down, or diagonally. Whoever has the most money when the time's up bell sounds wins the game. Game 1 is worth Cy$2,000 and we'll give you Cy$500 for each square won. But be warned, the stars are encouraged to bluff and if your wrong, you'll lose the square and the money. Normally, the first three games are Secret Square Games. But, I've decided that is overkill, so from now on only Game 2 will be the Secret Square Game. With that said, let's start the game... [1][2][3] [4][5][6] [7][8][9] 1. Chico 2. John 3. Steve 4. Jeannine 5. Jay Lewis 6. Jay Cross 7. Justin 8. Charlie 9. Lori Burstein X: Andy-Cy$0 o: William-Cy$0 Ryan: X starts Game 1, so Andy pick a square. Andy: Before we begin, may we have a moment of Silence for a great friend of ours..... and all Game Shows.... Nipsey Russell, who passed away on Sunday. I had the pleasure of meeting him a few times (in NYC many years ago at Pyramid and To Tell The Truth), and he was always very cordial, and kind. He will be missed. Rest in Peace, Nipsey. . . . . . Continuing on with the game.... I will take, Lori. Ryan: Lori, Is there really such a thing as cooties? Lori: yes Andy: I am going to Agree. Ryan: Cooties are a kind of body lice. X gets the square. [1][2][3] [4][5][6] [7][8][X] 1. Chico 2. John 3. Steve 4. Jeannine 5. Jay Lewis 6. Jay Cross 7. Justin 8. Charlie X. Lori X: Andy-Cy$500 o: William-Cy$0 Ryan: William, pick a square. Ryan: William, pick a square. William: Jay Cross, please. Ryan: Jay, Many a letter has had the initials SWAK printed on the envelope. SWAK stands for what? Jay C.: Sealed with a kick... no, kiss. William: Agree Ryan: SWAK stands for Sealed with a kiss. Circle gets the Square. [1][2][3] [4][5][o] [7][8][X] 1. Chico 2. John 3. Steve 4. Jeannine 5. Jay Lewis o. Jay Cross 7. Justin 8. Charlie X. Lori X: Andy-Cy$500 o: William-Cy$500 Ryan: Andy, pick a square. Ryan: Andy, pick a square. Andy: I will take Justin. Ryan: Justin, If you're driving along a wet highway and your car starts to skid, what should you do? Justin: Put your head between your knees and kiss your butt good bye. (Audience laughter) Turn the wheel the direction the back end is skidding. Andy: I am going to Agree Ryan: You turn the wheel the direction the back end is skidding. As the car straightens, straighten the front wheels. X gets the Square. [1][2][3] [4][5][o] [X][8][X] 1. Chico 2. John 3. Steve 4. Jeannine 5. Jay Lewis o. Jay Cross X. Justin 8. Charlie X. Lori X: Andy-Cy$1,000 o: William-Cy$500 Ryan: William, pick a square. Ryan: William, pick a square. William: I'll take Charlie to block! Ryan: Charlie, What is the world's most popular vacation destination? Charlie: Ah, yes, Baker, California, home of the world's tallest thermometer. It's said that Paul Bunyan used it to take his ox Babe's temperature. Needless to say, it doesn't smell so good in Baker. (:/) (audience laughs) But seriously, I think it's Walt Disney World. I plan to go back soon. I've gotta play "Millionaire" there. I've got one Million Point Winner jacket; now I want the other one! (:)) William: ok You say the World's most poular, so I'm thinking there's somthing more popular than WDW so I'm going to have to disagree. Ryan: The world's most popular vacation destination is Las Vegas. Circle gets the Square. [1][2][3] [4][5][o] [X][o][X] 1. Chico 2. John 3. Steve 4. Jeannine 5. Jay Lewis o. Jay Cross X. Justin o. Charlie X. Lori X: Andy-Cy$1,000 o: William-Cy$1,000 Ryan: Andy, pick a square. Andy: Chico. Ryan: Chico, True or False: The most popular sport played in America's nudist camp is volleyball. Chico: (stares blankly) And how would you know about this, Ryan? I mean, you have any pictures, something you'd like to share with the rest of the class? Ryan: Maybe... (Audience laughs) Chico: I'd think it was true, yeah. Andy: I think that is a long running joke about nudist camps and volleyball, so I am going to take a guess, and Agree. Ryan: It's True. X gets the Square. [X][2][3] [4][5][o] [X][o][X] X. Chico 2. John 3. Steve 4. Jeannine 5. Jay Lewis o. Jay Cross X. Justin o. Charlie X. Lori X: Andy-Cy$1,500 o: William-Cy$1,000 Ryan: William, pick a square. William: Well after studing the board, I'm going to choose Jay Lewis, Dead center Ryan: Jay, Robert Redford turned this down. So did Paul Newman and Steve McQueen. What did they turn down? Jay: "7 Minutes in Heaven" with Rita Hayworth. (Audience Laughter) Lando Calrissian. Not like *THAT*! They turned down the opportunity to play that character. William: Well they did turn a part in a movie , But I'm pretty sure It wasn't Lando, but prolly Pete Aron from Grand Prix. so in either case I dissagree. Ryan: They all turned down the title role in the movie "Superman" Had one of those actors taken the role, he would been paid $4,000,000. The role went to Christopher Reeve for just a quarter million. Circle gets the Square. [X][2][3] [4][o][o] [X][o][X] X. Chico 2. John 3. Steve 4. Jeannine o. Jay Lewis o. Jay Cross X. Justin o. Charlie X. Lori X: Andy-Cy$1,500 o: William-Cy$1,500 Ryan: Andy, pick a square. Andy: I will take Jeannine for the Win. Ryan: Jeannine, In Abbott and Costello's classic "Who's On First?" routine, name the center fielder. Jeannine: oh, wow... I thought I wasn't gonna have to play this time around... I think it was Because... well, because. But don't quote me on it. Andy: Well, you came to the right person, as I am a huge Abbott and Costello Fan. It is "Because".... so I definitely Agree! Ryan: It's was Because! X gets the Square and the Win! [X][2][3] [X][o][o] [X][o][X] X. Chico 2. John 3. Steve X. Jeannine o. Jay Lewis o. Jay Cross X. Justin o. Charlie X. Lori X: Andy-Cy$4,000 o: William-Cy$1,500 (dings; audience applause; MG-HSH win music plays)HS ROUND 2 BEGINS
