MG round1questionB
(audience cheers) (Doug presses button revealing Round 1 questions on the toaster) Doug: And remember the winner of Squares gets to play for CY$50,000 in the Super Match. Ethan, you won the right to go first. You get to pick first. A or B? Ethan: Good to be back, Doug. I'll pick "B."
Doug: (grabs B) This "B" the question that kicks it all off. (walks to panel) OK, friends, new game, all the stars are in it for this...Old Lady Perkins said, "I just got mugged by Michael Jackson. I know it was Michael, because he was wearing a << BLANK >>." (MG '7x wank think music plays)
(member of audience shouts "Glove") Doug: Um, we encourage the audience not to shout out answers. 'Cause you might be suggesting something really lousy and you could end up blowing it for the players. (light laughter from the crowd) Doug: Waiting on the Mystic Girl to chime in.
Doug: And she's ready. Ethan, the question again... Old Lady Perkins said, "I just got mugged by Michael Jackson. I know it was Michael, because he was wearing a << BLANK >>." Ethan: A surgical mask (with a custom nose mold) (audience applause) Doug: Surgical mask. Good thought. Anything you see Michael Jackson wear should apply here. Tom, glad to you have ya back. I should note because Tom Sabbatelli's joining us later for Hollywood Squares, we have "TOM K." on this Tom's nameplate. With that said, what came to mind? Tom K.: I think we have a match... (card) Mask (ding; audience applause) Doug: And the judge concurs. CY$100 already for Ethan. Jay, over to you. Jay: Freaks the world over don't leave home without them +------+ | MASK | +------+ (ding; audience applause) Doug: Two matches now for Ethan. Over to Robert now. Robert: If he keeps getting all of this bad publicity, he'll make William Hung look good! At least William doesen't get into legal trouble. Anyway, I said.... ----------- MASK ------------ (ding; audience applause) Doug: Wow! Three-for-three, Ethan. Over to Ryan now. Old Lady Perkins said, "I just got mugged by Michael Jackson. I know it was Michael, because he was wearing a ..." Ryan: (cards a la Brett) +============+ | Rinestone | | Incrusted | +============+ +============+ | Glove | +============+ (buzz) (audience applause) Doug: Now that was my answer. David, what'cha say? David: Hmm, how about something that is standard when you think about who has become the most famous pediphile in the world. A SURGICAL MASK (ding; audience applause) Doug: Four matches now for Ethan. Mystic Girl, can you make five out of six? Mystic Girl: One card, two words... +-----------+ | FAKE NOSE | +-----------+ (buzz) Doug: And no match as we review...
MASK | MASK | MASK
...GLOVE | A SURGICAL MASK | FAKE NOSEEthan's response: A SURGICAL MASK
Doug: Four matches, CY$400. Productive first plate appearance. Alan, your question's on the way.MG ROUND 1 CONTINUES
