MG round1questionA

 

 

Doug: (grabs A; walks to panel)  And once again, we'll need everyone

on the panel to put marker to card on this...  and no, I won't try

to get into character again.



Gabrielle the desperate housewife, said, "I really should end

this affair I'm having with the gardener.  The other day, he 

brought << BLANK >> with him to bed."

 

 

 

 

(MG '7x cowbell think music plays)

 

 

 

Doug: Okie doke they're all set.  Alan, let's see if you

can catch up.



Gabrielle the desperate housewife, said, "I really should end

this affair I'm having with the gardener.  The other day, he 

brought << BLANK >> with him to bed."



Alan: weeds



Doug: Weeds?  (a few boos from the crowd)  I'm not sure if I

want to read anything further into that.  But, we'll go with

that answer.  Tom, Alan's looking for some weed.  Er... 

(audience laughs) ...ya know.  Show us your answer.



Tom: (card) A hoe



(buzz) (audience laughs and applauds)



Doug: LOL!  Like the play on words.  Jay, over to you.



Jay: Umm, this might be a crappy answer Doug...



+--------+

| FERTI- |

|  LIZER |

+--------+



(buzz)



Doug: Ah, sh(MG98 "censored" cuckoo).  (audience laughs) Robert?



Robert: This is absolutely rotten.



--------------------

  THE BIGGEST

  DARN BAG OF

    FERTILIZER

      PERIOD.

--------------------



(buzz)



Doug: Though I am amazed you got it all on one card.  Over to 

Ryan again.  Gabrielle the desperate housewife, said, "I really 

should end this affair I'm having with the gardener.  The other

day, he brought << BLANK >> with him to bed."  And Alan says, 

"weeds".



Ryan: Well, I had a lot of answers going and Alan no offense I

hope we match down the road but I just had to put down...

 

+==============+

| The Pool Boy |

+==============+



(buzz) (audience laughs and applauds)



Doug: Yeah, I saw that episode, too.  David, show and tell.



David: Hmm, how about what is considered black gold for a gardener.

 

COMPOST



(buzz) (smattering of applause)



Doug: Not a golden answer for Alan.  Mystic Girl, last chance for

a match in this round for Alan.



Mystic Girl: This kinda matches Tom's answer... (card)



+----------+

| THE HOSE |

+----------+



(buzz) (audience laughs and applauds)



Doug: Some creative answers but no match as we review...

 

 

A HOE | FERTILIZER | ...FERTILIZER...
THE POOL BOY | COMPOST | THE HOSE

Alan's response: WEEDS

 

 

Doug: And after one round, Ethan has matched four stars.  Alan, 

there's still plenty of time.  Come back for Round 2 after this.



(audience applause; MG-HSH music plays)

 

MG ROUND 2 BEGINS