(drum roll) (fade into three-shot of the champions. Andy Geller and Andy Silikovitz seated at the Match Game players' desks with Michael Clifford standing behind them)
The Ghost of Jay Stewart: These are our champions. They're three of a kind. They've each won more than CY$100,000. We've invited them back for a chance to play for cyber-cash and virtual prizes totalling more than CY$200,000 -- including A BRAND NEW CAR! (MG-HSH theme plays) TGoJS: From the spectacular Bonus Island Resort and Casino in Gulfport, Mississippi -- where you never know when lightning will strike -- it's time for the...
champions'SPECIAL
...with our guests...
...one of our original
cast members...
charliePEVEY
...from Net Price is Right...
jayLEWIS
...Net ShowDown's
first CY$100,000 winner...
sethTHRASHER
...from Net Lingo...
deanSCUNGIO
...from Net Casino Challenge...
alanMITSUGI
...and the stars of
the Net Match Game -
Hollywood Squares Hour...
ryanMORRIS
and
dougMORRIS(NMG-HSH sign rises; Ryan and Doug are welcomed to an ecstatic crowd, shake hands) Doug: Thank you, ghost of Jay Stewart. Helloooooooo everybody! It's tourney time on NMG-HSH. Ryan: That's right. Three of our biggest winners are back to possibly leave here an even bigger winner. Jay Stewart's ghost will introduce our champions. (MG-HSH fee plug cue plays) TGoJS: First, our top seed with winnings of CY$162,750. From New Jersey, welcome back Michael Clifford. (audience cheers) Returning with CY$139,750 is the #2 seed from sunny South Florida, Andy Geller. (more cheers) And also from New Jersey, with CY$101,600, here's Andy Silikovitz. (more cheers) Doug: Gentlemen, welcome back. Now this will play like a normal episode of NMG-HSH. Since Michael's the top seed, he's already in the HS finals and will await the winner of the MG semi-final. Ryan: The runner-up in the semi-finals will receive a consolation prize of CY$10,000. The runner-up in the finals will win a bonus of CY$25,000 and the winning player in our special gets CY$50,000 as well as this... (cue to shot of 'Vette in the parking lot) ...Chevrolet Corvette Coupe which is worth almost 50-grand. (audience cheers) (back to two-shot of Ryan and Doug) Doug: Now some interesting sub-plots. Even though Michael's the top seed, he *lost* his Match Game in regular play. However, the returning champion wasn't available at the time -- so we made the executive decision to advance both players from that Match Game into Hollywood Squares. Ryan: In addition, Andy Silikovitz never had to play Match Game to reach Hollywood Squares. During a contestant call, he was lucky enough to win the X desk position of Hollywood Squares. Doug: So, to get into the final, one of the players named Andy has to win Match Game here. Good luck to everybody. Let's play! (audience cheers) (Ryan and Doug shake hands; Ryan takes his seat in "the Morris chair" with the panel; champions shake hands with each other; Michael exits stage left) Doug: Now, since Andy Silikovitz has never played MG, I'd better explain how this plays. You'll each have three chances to match as many...
Doug: ...of these members of the Bonus Island high rollers club as you possibly can. Now, if you've matched more stars than your opponent by the end of the third round, you'll advance to the finals of the tournament. The losing player wins a consolation prize of CY$10,000. (audience cheers) (Doug pushes button on toaster revealing Round 1 questions)MG ROUND 1 BEGINS