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(audience cheers) (Doug presses button revealing Round 1 questions on the toaster) Doug: Now, Andy Geller, since you're seeded higher, you pick first. A or B? Andy G.: I will take A Doug: A it is and we're off and running. (grabs A; walks to panel)
Doug: First question in our second champions' special is as follows... Carla said, "I think Joe can't get past his childhood. Just the other day, I went to his house and he was wearing << BLANK >>."
(MG '7x wank think music plays) Doug: BTW, a big thank you to the Bonus Island Resort & Casino for letting us invade their space. And great to have this lively group in the auditorium with us. (audience cheers)
Doug: BTW, a big thank you to the Bonus Island Resort & Casino for letting us invade their space. And great to have this lively group in the auditorium with us. (audience cheers) All right. Andy Geller, the stars are ready, here's the question again... Carla said, "I think Joe can't get past his childhood. Just the other day, I went to his house and he was wearing << BLANK >>." Andy G.: I will say he was wearing....... DIAPERS (audience cheers) Doug: Good thought. Joe still in diapers. Let's see how ya did with our all-star panel -- starting with the man who helped start NMG-HSH. Charlie Pevey. (more cheers) Charlie: Thanks for having me back, Doug! Doug: Glad to you have you aboard. Charlie: You know, I lost that bet on the roulette wheel. As Wesley Snipes said in "Passenger 57", always bet on black. But at least I got comped for dinner at the Bullseye BBQ Buffet. Those ribs hit the...well, you know. (:)) (audience laughs) My short-term memory escapes me. What was the question again? Doug: (sighs) Carla said, "I think Joe can't get past his childhood. Just the other day, I went to his house and he was wearing << BLANK >>." And Andy Geller said "diapers". Charlie: Oh, yeah, Joe. Carla caught him in something that may protect him from kryponite: +----------+ | SUPERMAN | | UNDEROOS | +----------+ (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds) Doug: That's another thought I had -- diapers and Underoos. Jay, what did you come up with? Jay: Diapers! +---------+ | DIAPERS | +---------+ (ding; audience applause) Doug: And Andy gets the first point. I neglected to mention we're not keeping track of the money score in this semi-final -- given the fact the runner-up in the semis collects CY$10,000. Much better than a can of mildew. (audience laughs) Seth, show and tell time. Seth: Hey Doug, whaddya think of the new desks over there? Doug: Mighty impressive. Seth built our new furnitre and we certainly thank him. (audience cheers) Seth: Pretty, ain't they....all 4 of 'em... Doug: Four? (audience laughs) Someone get the number to Alcoholics Anonymous please. (more laughs) Show us your answer. Seth: Anyway, I said... +------------+ | A Diaper | +------------+ (ding; audience applause) Doug: We invoke the old "Chain Reaction" singular/plural here. Two matches now for Andy Geller. We come on down to Ryan Morris. Carla said, "I think Joe can't get past his childhood. Just the other day, I went to his house and he was wearing diapers," according to Andy. What according to you? Ryan: A diaper. +==========+ | A diaper | +==========+ (ding; audience applause) Doug: Three out of four so far. Deano Dean: Joe went waaay back in his childhood. He was wearing something he'll also be wearing 50 years from now... +--------+ | DIAPER | +--------+ (ding; audience applause) Doug: Got it! Wow. That's four. Alan, do you make it five? Alan: I would say "Depends"...but let's go with... DIAPERS! (ding; audience applause) Doug: Fantastic start.
SUPERMAN UNDEROOS | DIAPERS | A DIAPER
A DIAPER | DIAPER | DIAPERSAndy G.'s response: DIAPERS
Doug: Five matches. You'll try to match just Charlie in your half of the next Round. Andy Silikovitz, don't be discouraged. We're just getting started.MG ROUND 1 CONTINUES
