MG round3questionB
Doug: And we're back on the Net Pass The Buck - Chain Reaction Hour (audience laughs)
(Doug presses button on toaster revealing Round 3 questions) Doug: OK, Kourtney and Gus, last round before Hollywood Squares. Kourtney, since you're the leader, you pick first. Kourtney: I would like to pick "B" as in Bob Barker.
Doug: (grabs B; inspects card) Hmm... I wonder if this has been spayed or neutered. (audience laughs and applauds)
Doug: (walks to panel) Anyway, Martin, since you matched Kourtney earlier, you won't play in this half of the round -- but you'll get to play in Gus' half of the round. For everyone else, please respond to this... Dumb Dora is *SOOOOO* dumb... Everyone else in unison: HOW DUMB IS SHE?!?!?!? Doug: ...when the captain asked her to "swab the poopdeck," she grabbed a << BLANK >>. (MG '7x wank think music plays)
Doug: OK, Sir, they're all set... Dumb Dora is *SOOOOO* dumb, when the captain asked her to "swab the poopdeck," she grabbed a << BLANK >>. Kourtney: I have an idea what the answer should be: a cotton swab. (smattering of applause) Kourtney: A q-tip. Doug: Mmm... OK, you gave me two answers and cotton swab was first. Still, I'm sure the judge will give you credit for a match on Q-Tip. Right? (judge activates bell) Just clarifying for the record. Just like "Kleenex" would match "facial tissue". So, with that said, Robert, we start with you. Robert: My dear, you'll never be able to sweep a large place with just a stinkin'.... ---------- Q-TIP ---------- (ding; audience applause) Doug: And it's another match for Kourtney. Jay, do you have another cotton swab? Jay: Don't squeeze the charmin Doug... +--------+ | TOILET | | PAPER | +--------+ or atleast don't get caught. (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds) Doug: I had a feeling someone would focus on "poopdeck". Over to Ryan. Do you have a Q-tip or cotton swab? Ryan: (shakes head; shows card) +=============+ | A Box of | | Baby Wipes | +=============+ Doug: (chuckles) (buzz) Another focus on the poopdeck. Barry? Barry: A Q-Tip (ding; audience applause) Doug: Hey, got another match. And Nancy? Nancy: A roll of toilet paper (buzz) Doug: Matched Jay but not Kourtney. Let's summarize...
Q-TIP | TOILET PAPER | (match in R2)
BOX OF BABY WIPES | Q-TIP | ROLL OF TOILET PAPERKourtney's response: COTTON SWAB
Doug: OK, Gus, need three matches for a tie, four matches to win.MG ROUND 3 CONTINUES
