MG round3questionA

 

 

Doug: (grabs A; walks to panel)  Now, you'll have the services of

everyone on the panel on this one.  And here it is...



Harry the hockey player said, "Hockey is getting really violent.  I 

spend a lot of money every week for << BLANK >>."



(MG '7x changing keys think music plays)

 

 

 

Doug: Remember, three matches ties, at least four matches wins...



Harry the hockey player said, "Hockey is getting really violent.  I 

spend a lot of money every week for << BLANK >>."

 

Gus: I'll say dentures, or tooth replacements of some sort.



(audience applause)



Doug: Good answer.  "Dentures" is going to have to be the official

answer.  But I'm sure the judge will allow some leeway.  Robert,

we're looking for some dentures.



Robert: The ultimate money waster.....



---------------------

  FINES, FINES

    AND MORE

    F-I-N-E-S!!!

---------------------



(buzz) (smattering of applause)



Doug: F-I-N-E-S, eh?  Welcome to the Net Match Game - Hollywood

Squares - Lingo Hour And A Half.  (light laughter from the crowd)

Jay, what did ya say?



Jay: I have about 5 good answers but I'm going with my first

instinct...



+-------+

| BLUE  |

| CROSS |

+-------+



Doug: Ummm.... (buzz) ...thought so.  (a few boos)  Blue Cross

covers lots of health-related things.  It's a general vs. specific

mismatch.  OK, Gus, gotta match everybody else on the panel to 

pull out an outright win with dentures.  (pause)  I just realized

that was a poor choice of words.  (audience laughs and applauds)

Martin, got some dentures for Gus? 



Martin: Was tempted by bandages and morphine, but i will go for 

bandages.



(buzz)



Doug: That's not a match.  OK, Gus, as we come down to the bottom 

row, you've got to match our master of the squares and Mr. and 

Mrs. Net WoF -- or else Kourtney's off to play against the champ.  

Ryan?



Ryan: (shows card)



+===========+

| Poly-Grip |

+===========+



Doug: Ummmm.  (ding)  OK?  (audience applause)  There's hope yet.

Barry, do you keep Gus in the game?



Barry: New bonds on my teeth



(time passes) (ding; audience applause)



Doug: Well, this may work out...



Nancy,



if



you



match



Gus,



we



are



going



to



play



a



tie-



breaker.



Otherwise,



Kourtney



plays



Hollywood



Squares.







Nancy: (mouths "Sorry, Gus"; shows card) Bullet-proof vests



(buzz)



Doug: Not a match and Kourtney wins it.



(dings; audience applause; MG-HSH win music plays)

 

 

 

 

FINES... | BLUE CROSS | BANDAGES
POLY-GRIP | ...BONDS...TEETH | BULLET-PROOF VESTS

Gus' response: DENTURES

Doug: All right, Kourtney, come on over here and stand on the blue

dot. 



(Kourtney and Gus shake hands; Kourtney gets out of chair and walks

to blue dot)



Doug: Gus, you almost tied the game.  We thank you for playing our

little game.  We've got CY$200 along with some lovely consolation 

prizes including a Rick James bobblehead doll and a Dick Trickle 

racing team t-shirt.  (audience laughs)  Let's say goodbye to Gus 

Polly, everyone.



(MG players' desk roll to stage left)  (third tier for HS in celebs'

gallery rolls in)

FROM MG TO HS