MG round1questionA
(audience cheers) (Doug presses button revealing Round 1 questions on the toaster) Doug: Also, in the event you take Michael's crown, you'll play the CY$50,000 Super Match. But then we'll have our champions' special and resume normal play with you as the champ. But that's all in the future. Kourtney, let's concentrate on the present. Would you like A or B? Kourtney: I will pick the letter A (as in apple).
Doug: (grabs A) A for a red delicious apple it is. (walks to panel) OK, folks, time to have some fun... Arthur said, "The hotel I went to was SOOOO bad... Everyone else in unison: HOW BAD WAS IT?!?!?!?? Doug: "...that’s because I found a << BLANK >> in my bed."
(MG '7x wank think music plays) Doug: Waiting on Mr. & Mrs. Net Wheel of Fortune to get in there...
(buzz) Doug: ...OK, time ran out on 'em. Kourtney, still have a chance at CY$400 with this... Arthur said, "The hotel I went to was SOOOO bad, its because I found a << BLANK >> in my bed." Kourtney: I can only think of a rat in my bed. (a few groans from the crowd) Doug: That's all you can think, eh? Well, this is a Round 1 question after all and they usually are toughies. Robert, we start with you. What did Arthur find in his bed at the hotel? Robert: Now this would really take the cake in a lame hotel..... NUDIST (buzz) Doug: 'Specially if the nudist's name is Richard Hatch. (audience laughs) Jay, over to you. Jay: Well...lots of new faces here Doug. Doug: Indeed. Aside from you and Ryan and the usual HS suspects, everyone on the celebrity panel's a newbie. Jay: I have Robert "Here Comes The" McBride to my right and Marty Not Short to the left. Of course below is the Brooks Brother and the lovely Nancy. And a Morris...dunno which one, you guys are interchangable. (audience laughs) Doug: Well, we do change place for HS. :) Jay: Anywho...I don't know about your hotel but it was so bad Arthur found... +--------+ | HOOKER | +--------+ ...a hooker in the bed. (buzz) And I ain't talkin fishin'! Doug: Of course not. The Jack of Clubs, right? (audience laughs) Over to Martin, now. Martin: Well I and my girlfriend play Scrabble, so i often find a blank in my bed. I think it could be 'spider'. (buzz) Doug: LOL! I like that line about blank in your bed. Well, Kourtney, last chance to score as we come to Ryan. Arthur said, "The hotel I went to was SOOOO bad, its because I found a rat in my bed," according to Kourtney. What, according to you? Ryan: Well, Doug as you know I just got back from Walt Disney World. Oops I allmost forgot... (Reaches under the desk and pulls out a Mickey Mouse Ears hat and puts it on his head) Anyway, I stayed at Disney's All-Star Movies Resort and their housekeeping staff was excellent. But, back to Arthur... His hotel was in the Red Light District of Encino (audience laughs), so he found a... +=============+ | Dead Hooker | +=============+ in his bed. (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds) Doug: Ouch, babe! Well, let's recap...
NUDIST | HOOKER | SPIDER
DEAD HOOKER | (no response) | (no response)Kourtney's response: RAT
Doug: Well, sir, we had hookers and spiders, but no rats.MG ROUND 1 CONTINUES
