MG round1questionB
Doug: (grabs B; walks to panel) OK, Gus, he left ya B and here B the question. Again, all the stars play this one. Captain Kirk said, "I've returned to Earth to find there's no intelligent life on this planet. Scotty beamed me down to << BLANK >>."
(MG '7x cowbell think music plays)
Doug: BTW, Kourtney, Barry's answer to the last question was "Michael Jackson impersonator" and Nancy's was "a cockroach". Now, Gus, your turn at bat. Here's the question one more time. Captain Kirk said, "I've returned to Earth to find there's no intelligent life on this planet. Scotty beamed me down to << BLANK >>." Gus: Ugh. All I can think of now is Poland. Y'know, Polish jokes'ndat... I've prolly insulted a few people just now. (some folks in the crowd clap; a few other boo) Doug: Umm... I guess now's not a good time to note we have a group of students from Warsaw Jr. High in the crowd, tonight. Anyhoo, let's go through the motions and start with Robbie. Robert: Well Dougie, according to myself, even when you're sent down to Earth, you're acutally sent to... ------------ URANUS ------------ (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds) Doug: LOL! I like that one. Over to Jay. Jay: The celebrity capital of the world... +---------+ | LOS | | ANGELES | +---------+ (buzz) (smattering of applause) Doug: That's what I was thinking. Hollywood. SoCal. Stuff like that. Martin? Martin: Well if i name a place, i will offend someone. So i will say 'beamed me down to take a leak' (buzz) (audience laughs) Doug: There's a good "PO'ed" pun in there somewhere. But let's move on to Ryan. Captain Kirk said, "I've returned to Earth to find there's no intelligent life on this planet. Scotty beamed me down to Poland." So sayeth Gus. What say you? Ryan: Well, Doug, the one place on Earth where I'm sure there is no intelligent life is... +===================+ | Jessica Simpson's | | House | +===================+ (buzz) (audience cheers and applauds) Doug: High five, my man! (Ryan and Doug high five each other) Hey, Justin? Justin: (over loud speaker; giggling) Yeah. Doug: Make sure you include your brother's response to this query on the "best of" tape for the Christmas party. Justin: 10-4. Doug: Thanks. Barry, what crossed your mind? Barry: There's no intelligent life in the WHITE HOUSE. (buzz) (a few guitar licks from the "Hardball" theme play) Doug: Paging Chris Matthews! (audience laughs) And Nancy, wrap this up for us. Nancy: There's none at Wal-mart. (buzz) (audience laughs and applauds) Doug: Ya know, that's funny. I was at Wal-Mart yesterday and I could've sworn I heard someone say from the dressing room, "Hey, where's the toilet paper?" (more laughs and applauds)
URANUS | LOS ANGELES | TAKE A LEAK
JESSICA SIMPSON'S HOUSE | THE WHITE HOUSE | WAL-MARTGus' response: POLAND
Doug: At the end of the first round, we've got another exciting pitchers' duel. We're back for more fun after this. (audience applauds; MG-HSH music plays)MG ROUND 2 BEGINS
