Time to search for challengers in the Net Match Game - Hollywood Squares Hour. As usual, some notes before we commence \ Our current champion, Michael Clifford, has won enough cyber-cash to qualify for a berth in our challenge of champions. He's basically jockeying for a better position. Right now, he has won the second highest total of cyber-cash with CY$107,250. He needs to win more than CY$32,500 to take the top seed honors. \ Regardless of what happens here, in the next episode, Michael will compete against Andy Geller and Andy Silikovitz for the right to be crowned überchamp and possibly win CY$100,000 in the super match. \ Joining our usual suspects on the celebrity panel are Net Gambit's Robert McBride, Net Countdown's Martin Gardner and the husband and wife team from Net Wheel of Fortune, Barry and Nancy Brooks. Time to look for contestants. To play the Match Game portion of our internet game, please respond to this with the following... \Your name \Your e-mail address that you wish for the hosts to send you NMG-HSH-related e-mail \A sentence or two about yourself (like real game shows) \Your answer to this qualifying question... My fiancée and I came back last night (the 4th of July) after a long road trip. How many miles did we add to Cindy's car's odometer? I documented the trip briefly at... http://www.dougmorris.org/archives/00000178.php ...on my online jounral (or "blog" for those of you in Magee, MS). (time passes) Well, I did most of the driving and it seemed a bit longer. However, the trip lasted for...
(ding) ...1053 miles. Who's the closest? Kourtney Wilson 1095 Kourtney with 1095. You'll pick first in Match Game's Round 1. Playing against you is... Gus Polly 999 ...Gus. Time to rock and roll after this short message. ======================================================================= Voice guy: VBS Action News. Coverage you count on. People you trust. Info-babes you mentally undress. =======================================================================
(cue MG-HSH theme)
The Ghost of
Jay Stewart:
It's time for the...
...with our guests...
...from Net Gambit...
robertMcBRIDE
...from Net Price is Right...
jayLEWIS
...from Net Countdown...
martinGARDNER
...plus from Net
Wheel of Fortune...
barryBROOKS
...and...
nancyBROOKS
...and the stars of
the Net Match Game -
Hollywood Squares Hour...
ryanMORRIS
and
dougMORRIS(NMG-HSH sign rises; MG-esque doors open; Ryan and Doug are welcomed to an ecstatic crowd, walk down the stairs, shake hands) Doug: Thank you, ghost of Jay Stewart. Helloooooooooo, everybody and welcome another Net Match Game - Hollywood Squares Hour. Ryan: Our current champion, Michael Clifford, is already in our champions' special. He needs to rack up more than CY$32,500 to take top seed honors. Doug: And the winner of Match Game's going to be Michael's next opponent in Hollywood Squares. Of course, we can't play either without stars. So, hello stars!
Panel: (more or less in unison) Hello, Ryan and Doug. Doug: Looks like they're ready. Let's play! (audience cheers) (Ryan and Doug shake hands) (Ryan walks over to "the Morris chair" among the panel) (Doug walks over to the Match Game players' desks) Doug: Let's keep up the enthusiasm as we welcome Kourtney Wilson and Gus Polly.
(audience cheers) Doug: Before we begin, we always like to get acquainted. Kourtney, tells us the story of your life in eight simseconds. Kourtney: Hi, Doug, my nake is Kourtney Wilson. I am 19 years old and a student at Georgia Military College. I really can use some cash at this point. Doug: Well, of course you know, you're playing for virtual funds. We just play for fun and no real money here. In any event, we wish you good luck. Gus, a word or two about you. Josh: I live near Medina, Ohio, and I enjoy game shows, doing stuff on the Internet, and doing stuff on the Internet pertaining to game shows. Aside from that, I'm going to be a senior in high school, and I'm in the school marching band, Academic Challenge team, drama club, and NHS. Doug: Well, nice to have you here from Medina. Good luck in your studies. Players, here's how we play Match Game. You'll each have three chances to match as many...
Doug: ...of these runners-up to Ken Jennings as you possibly can. (light laughter from the crowd) Each time you match a star, you win CY$100. Match everyone and your total goes up to CY$1000. The player who has matched more stars at the end of the third round wins the game and plays against Michael Clifford in Hollywood Squares.MG ROUND 1 BEGINS