MG round2questionA
Doug: And we're back with the Net Sandblast - Beach Ambush Hour.
(audience laughs) (Doug presses button on toaster revealing new questions) Doug: Second round in this abridged Match Game. Erik, you get to pick first. A or B? Erik: A For Amber
Doug: (grabs A) A for Amber. Hmm, interesting. Last time it was B for Britnee. Would you like to tell us about the rest of your harem? (light laughter from the crowd) Only kidding. (walks to panel) Erik, you'll have the services of all the stars since you didn't score a match in the first round. Here we go... (starts to laugh) ...it's amazing. We've already talked about her a couple of times. Question reads -- The dog catcher said, "I think I just caught Martha Stewart's dog." (audience laughs and applauds) As I was saying... The dog catcher said, "I think I just caught Martha Stewart's dog. I know it's Martha's dog because when it got in the net, the dog << BLANKED >> it." (MG '7x changing keys think music plays)
Doug: Doug: OK, Erik. They're set. Remember, you need at least 2 points on this... The dog catcher said, "I think I just caught Martha Stewart's dog. I know it's Martha's dog because when it got in the net, the dog << BLANKED >> it." Erik: Chewed (crowd groans) Doug: Would you like to hear about your consolation prizes now? (audience laughs) Crowd seems to think that won't tie the game or give you the lead. Then again, ya never know what will come from the cards of the stars. Tom and Frank, show and tell starts with you. Tom: That's right. Martha was the one who bit you. Frank: RIGHT! Tom: (flips card) I think the dog REPAIRED it. (buzz) (smattering of applause) Doug: Yeah, I could see that. Repair. Over to Jay. Jay: Erik...I'm sorry...I have no idea...the dog +--------+ | DENIED | +--------+ (buzz) (audience boos) You can boo all you want but I'm protected behind my shield of Blues Cards! Doug: Hey, Blues Cards -- it's a good thing! (light laughter) Steve, what do you have to contribute? Steve: I'm not one to focus on recent controversies...I said [Decorate it] (audience cheers) (buzz) Doug: There's the answer! The dog decorated the catcher's net. We come down to Ryan now. The dog catcher said, "I think I just caught Martha Stewart's dog. I know it's Martha's dog because when it got in the net, the dog chewed it," according to Erik. What according to you? Ryan: I went with Steve... +===============+ | Redecorate it | +===============+ (buzz) Doug: Another decorated net. Erik... you must match Dean *and* Johnny V to stay in the game or else Josh wins this Match Game automatically. Dean? Dean: I said the dog... +-----------+ | DECORATED | +-----------+ ...it. (buzz) Doug: Not a match and Josh wins it.
(dings; audience applause; MG-HSH win music plays) Doug: Josh, we'll get to your solitaire match in just a moment. John, just for grins, what did you think? Johnny V: The dog... +--------------+ | Redecorated | +--------------+ the net. It's a good thing. Damn. Her dog is in a net, she's going to jail... ... ain't life grand? :-) (audience laughs and applauds) Doug: It sure is! I hope she's in the slammer for years!
REPAIRED | DENIED | DECORATE
REDECORATE | DECORATED | REDECORATEDErik's response: CHEWED
Doug: Well, Erik, "decorate" was the answer that would've kept you in it. Sorry it didn't work out. But we have some lovely parting gifts backstage. We have a 55-gallon drum of used motor oil. (audience laughs) Plus a can of mildew, a broken coffee mug and a WQIS Talk Radio 890 bumper sticker -- guaranteed *not* to be a collector's item. Seriously, thanks for playing NMG-HSH. (audience applause) (Erik and Josh shake hands; Erik leaves the stage)SOLITAIRE MATCH BEGINS
