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Doug: Josh, time to see if you score first in this game.  (grabs A; 

walks to panel)  Once again, need all the stars to put pen to card

on this...



I have a TV Guide listing.  Thursday night, NBC, "The Apprentice".  

Donald Trump assigns the members of Protégé and Versacorp to sell 

bobblehead dolls bearing the likeness of << BLANK >>.



 

 

 




 


(MG '7x cowbell think music plays)

 

 




 


Doug: OK, Josh, the stars are ready.  We're ready for you.



I have a TV Guide listing.  Thursday night, NBC, "The Apprentice".  

Donald Trump assigns the members of Protégé and Versacorp to sell 

bobblehead dolls bearing the likeness of << BLANK >>.



Josh: He's really vain, so I'll say they had them selling bobbleheads 

of himself.



(audience applause)



Doug: So you're saying Carly Simon's been singing about Donald Trump 

all this time.  (audience laughs) Seriously, that's a great answer -- 

especially considering he had the teams go out and sell Trump Ice 

bottled water in one episode.  Let's see what our panel thought.  

We begin with Tom and Frank.



Tom: I thought I had a life size Frank Bobble Head doll once, until 

I realized it was REALLY FRANK!



Frank: (nods) OW!



(audience laughs)



Tom: But I can see The Donald trying to sell the likeness of his 

old business adversary MERV GRIFFIN!



(buzz)



Doug: Oooo, not a match.  Jay, what did you think?



Jay: I thought maybe the old guy George...maybe Carolyn...maybe Trump

himself but...I dunno Doug...



+----------+

|   RUDY   |

| GIULIANI |

+----------+



best I could do...



(buzz)



Doug: Well, he is still "Mr. New York" in the hearts of many.  Steve,

what sayeth ye?



Steve: I don't actually watch "The Apprentice", so I don't know the 

intricate workings of the game, so i wrote...

 

[Trump Himself]



(ding; audience applause)



Doug: And we have a match for Josh.  We come back to Ryan now.  

I have a TV Guide listing.  Thursday night, NBC, "The Apprentice" --

or as I like to call it -- "Trump Card: The Next Generation".  

(audience laughs)  Anyway, The Donald assigns the members of 

Protégé and Versacorp to sell bobblehead dolls bearing the likeness 

of Trump himself, according to Josh.  What according to you?



Ryan: He's a good friend of The Donald...

 

+===============+

| Regis Philbin |

+===============+



(buzz)



Doug: Hold it!  Hold it!  < Reege > Izzatcha final ansuh? < / Reege>



(audience laughs)



Ryan: Yes.



Doug: OK.  (buzz)  Now we'll call that a mismatch.  Dean?



Dean: It's called "branding," Doug.



+--------+

| DONALD |

| TRUMP  |

+--------+



(ding; audience applause)



Doug: And it's also 2 points for Josh.  Johnny V, do you make it 3?



Johnny V: Fresh from San Quentin, it's...

 

+-----------+

|  Martha   |

|  Stewart  |

+-----------+



(buzz)



Who knows... Martha Stewart can re-launch Roger Corman's career.  

Domestic Insider-Trading Diva Behind Bars.  Smells of B movie, doesn't 

it?



(audience laughs and applauds)



Doug: It sure does.  Let's review...



 

 




MERV GRIFFIN | RUDY GIULIANI | TRUMP HIMSELF
REGIS PHILBIN | DONALD TRUMP | MARTHA STEWART

Josh's response: HIMSELF

 

 


Doug: And after one round, Josh has two matches.  No score as yet 

for Erik.  When we come back, we'll find who wins this Match Game and

the right to play for 10-grand.  Don't touch that remote.  You don't

know where it's been.



(audience applause; MG-HSH music plays) 



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