MG round1questionB

 

 

(audience cheers) (Doug presses button revealing Round 1 questions

on the toaster)



Doug: Erik, as I alluded to, you get to pick first in both rounds

unless you match all the stars here in this round.  In any event,

you get to pick A or B.



Erik: B For Britnee

 

 

Doug: (grabs B)  B for Britnee it is and we're off and running.

(walks to panel)  Newgame,everyoneplays,herethequestion...



Juan said, "This year's running of the bulls in Spain was a disaster. When

the gates opened, instead of running, the bulls started to << BLANK >>."

 

 

 

 

(MG '7x wank think music plays)

 

 

 

 

Doug:  OK, everyone's set.  Here's the query one more time, Erik.



Juan said, "This year's running of the bulls in Spain was a disaster. When

the gates opened, instead of running, the bulls started to << BLANK >>.



Erik: Bellow



(crowd groans) 



Doug: Ohhh, Erik.  I think you missed an operative word.  Let's see what

happens as we visit Tom and Frank.  He's looking for the answer "bellow".



(Frank grimaces)



Tom:  Frank is just remembering his encounter with a bull.



Frank: OW!



Everyone else: RIGHT!



Tom:  Well, as host of Net BULLSeye, I was horrified to see the bulls 

"drop bull cookies." 



(buzz) (smattering of applause)



(Tom narrowly ducks the super-imposed lightning bolt; it strikes Frank.)



Frank: DOUBLE OW!



(audience laughs and applauds)



Doug: Mercy!  Gotta watch out for that lightning.  Jay, do you have a 

"bellow" for Erik?



Jay: It would be rather boring if, at the running of the bulls, they decided

to...



+------+

| WALK |

+------+



instead of run.



(buzz) (audience applause)



Doug: Yeah, there's the answer.  Instead of the running of the bulls, they

walk.  Get the idea?  Over to Steve



Steve: I said

 

*Flip*



[Walk]

 

(buzz) 



Doug: Another walk.  Well, let's walk down to Ryan here. Juan said, 

"This year's running of the bulls in Spain was a disaster. When the 

gates opened, instead of running, the bulls started to << BLANK >>.



Ryan: The only thing I could think of was...

 

+======+

| Walk |

+======+



(buzz)



Doug: Mercy.  Three walks.  Must mean the bases are loaded.  (light

laughter)  Dean?



Dean: It's great to be back, Doug!



Doug: Good to have ya back.  Erik's hope you'll score a run for him.



Dean: Seņor Doug, that "Running of the Bulls" is a party atmosphere, 

so those bulls immediately started to...



+---------+

| "BEBER" |

+---------+



Or, for our American audience... (flips over card)



+-------+

| DRINK |

+-------+



(buzz)



That gives new meaning to "cow tipping!"  (tosses card)



(audience laughs)



Doug: Sure does.  And Johnny V.  Nice to have you here.  We intended

to have him on the last show.  But, we're glad to have you aboard.

Erik's hoping you said "bellow".



Johnny V: I don't know... it could possibly be the food... but the 

bulls started to 

 

+---------+

|   PASS  |

|   GAS!  |

+---------+



(buzz) (audience laughs and applauds)



Doug: LOL!  Passing gas, eh?



Johnny V: The fun filled game for ages 6 and up by Burrito Brothers.  

(more laughs)  For all we know, they could be passing gas as they run... 

and damn, that's a talent.  (crowd still laughs)



Doug: Well, no matches but lots of laughs as we review...

 

 

DROP BULL COOKIES | WALK | WALK
WALK | BEBER/DRINK | PASS GAS

Erik's response: BELLOW

 

 

Doug: Well, no matches for you Erik.  Better luck in the next round.

MG ROUND 1 CONTINUES