MG solitaireMATCH
Doug: Now in the interest of full disclosure, had Josh scored any matches, we would've let him trade away all the cyber-cash won and banked for a chance to play A. But, since he zonked out...
Doug: (grabs A) ...this is why we're giving him this other shot. So, stars, let's try this one more time.... Dumb Dora is SOOOO dumb... Everyone else in unison: HOW DUMB IS SHE?!?!?! Doug: ...when she and her boyfriend were watching "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" at his place, she said to him, "Honey, I thought this was a movie about << BLANK >>." (MG '7x wank think music plays)
Doug: OK, we're all set, Josh. Let's see if you can do better than that goose egg earlier... Dumb Dora is SOOOO dumb, when she and her boyfriend were watching "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" at his place, she said to him, "Honey, I thought this was a movie about << BLANK >>." Josh: Let me start again by saying that I've haven't had the privilege of seeing this either. Doug: Oh dear. Josh: But... I don't think it takes any knowledge of the movie to come up with an answer here. In honor of Mr. Stallone, I'll say boxing. (audience cheers) Doug: There ya go. Nice thinking. Let's see if you can score some moolah starting with Tom and Frank. Tom: Meatloaf again? Frank: NO! (audience laughs) Tom: Actually, Dora thought the movie was about Rocky Balboa, A BOXER! Doug: Uhhh... judge? (ding) OK. (audience applause) Already, you're CY$100 ahead and at least CY$1000 in the bank. Jay, can you make it 200 and 2000? Jay: We call it "Heavenly Hash" up here... +-------+ | ICE | | CREAM | +-------+ (buzz) (audience laughs) Doug: Interesting. Rocky *ROAD* picture show rather than Rocky Horror. Oh, well, no perfecto. But let's keep on keepin' on with Steve. Steve: [That boxer guy] [Rocky Balboa] Doug: Oh, come on. Judge, give it up. (ding; audience applause) There ya go. Over to Ryan now. Dora said to her sweetie, "Honey, I thought this was a movie about << BLANK >>," as they watched "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." What say ye? Ryan: I had two thoughts, but as Gene Rayburn always said, go with your first insticts... +============+ | Rocky and | | Bullwinkle | +============+ (buzz) (audience applause) Doug: Not a bad thought. Josh, we're still at CY$200 for you and CY$2000 in the bank. Dean? Dean: Yo, Janet! +--------+ | BOXING | +--------+ (ding) Either that or a rabid squirrel. (audience laughs and applauds) Doug: Well, you had "boxing" on the card, so that's a match. John, do you make it four matches? Johnny V: Yo Adrian... +boxing+ (ding; audience applause) Doug: All right, nice comeback!
BOXER | ICE CREAM | ...R. BALBOA
ROCKY & BULLWINKLE | BOXING | BOXINGJosh's response: BOXING
Doug: OK, Josh, CY$400 more. Your total winnings are CY$900 and when we come back, we'll see if you can CY$4000 more in the head-to-head match. We're back in a moment. (audience applauds; MG-HSH music plays)SOLITAIRE MATCH CONTINUES
