MG headTOheadMATCH

(fade from black in to Doug and Josh center stage)



Doug: And we're back.  In just a few moments, it's the clash of the

undefeated champions in Hollywood Squares.  Michael vs. JX for tons of 

cyber-cash and who knows, one *or* both of them could get in the 

champions' special.  But first, some unfinished business with the

winner of our abridged Match Game.  Josh, since you won CY$400 in 

the first half of this bonus game, it means we have...

 

(ding)



Doug: ...CY$4000 at stake in this head-to-head match.  Now then,

all you have to do is pick a star and if you match exactly, you

win another four-grand.  Pick a star.

 

 

 

Josh: First, let me say that I've enjoyed myself on this show.

I'd give another long and drawn out explanation of this, but

already haven given 2 of them in the Solitaire Match, I'd be

confused with someone who went to the Brett and Charles School

of Playing Match Game/Wasting Network Time/Putting the Audience

to Sleep. Gee, isn't it a shame I'm done on the show after this

question?



(Josh rolls eyes sarcastically) (audience laughs)



Josh: Anyway, my choice is Dean. For those who want the full

explanation, and I pity you if you do, then go to www.motelinencino.com

after the show. (No, not really.)



(audience laughs and applauds)



Doug: A note to our affiliates, yes we are running light.

(audience laughs) So anyway, Dean, Josh, let's see if we can

pay off CY$4000 with this...

HOMER_______

Doug: Homer << BLANK >>.  That's H-O-M-E-R.  Homer << BLANK >>.



(MG '76 Super Match think music plays)



(Dean scribbles something down rather quickly and puts his card

in the slot)  

(ding)



Doug: OK, Josh, he's ready.  For CY$4000, how do you fill in that

blank?  Homer << BLANK >>.



Josh: The only answer I can think of is Homer Simpson.



(audience cheers)



Doug: (impersonating Montgomery Burns) Simpson, eh? (audience laughs)

For four-grand, Dean, what did you come up with?



Dean: Duh...or should I say...D'oh!



+---------+

| SIMPSON |

+---------+

 



(audience applause; slot machine payoff sfx; MG-HSH win music plays)



(Josh walks over to shake hands with Dean; then he walks back center

stage)



Doug: Nice job, Josh!  CY$4000 coupled with the other winnings.  Oh,

heck, we'll be nice and round it up to CY$5000!  A nice hand for

Josh.



(audience cheers)

FROM MG TO HS