...with our guests...
...from Net Bullseye
and Frank's World...
tomHORNIKEL
and FRANK
...from Net Price is Right...
jayLEWIS
...from Net Percentages...
steveMICHAELS
...from FastTalkers...
deanSCUNGIO
...and our classic
net game host,
from Net Card Sharks...
johnVENTURINI
...and the stars of
the Net Match Game -
Hollywood Squares Hour...
ryanMORRIS
and
dougMORRIS
(NMG-HSH sign rises; MG-esque doors open; Ryan and Doug are
welcomed to an ecstatic crowd, walk down the stairs, shake hands)
Doug: Thank you, Hazen Nester. Helloooooooooo, everybody and welcome
to what could be a slightly abridged NMG-HSH.
Ryan: No matter how we do it, we could never do it without our stars.
Doug: Hello, stars.
Panel: (more or less in unison) Hello, Ryan and Doug.
Ryan: On our last show, Michael Clifford won Hollywood Squares and
a whopping CY$81,000. He'll defend that championship against Jay
"JX" Cross -- who is also undefeated.
Doug: JX was supposed to be with us on that last show -- but was
not available when we started that HS segment. JX also has
CY$81,000 to his credit. Should both players win at least
CY$19,000, they're both in the tournament since they'll both have
at least CY$100,000 in winnings -- one of the ways you can
qualify for our champions' special.
Ryan: Also, If JX wins HS outright and Michael wins 19,000,
they're still both in because JX would have three straight wins --
the other way to qualify for the tourney -- and Michael would get
in on CY$100,000 total.
Doug: But, before that main event, we have a little undercard
bout with Match Game -- CBS '70s style. So, Ryan, let's have
some fun.
(audience cheers) (Ryan and Doug shake hands) (Ryan walks over
to "the Morris chair" among the panel) (Doug walks over to the
Match Game players' desks)
Doug: And we're playing this special MG with Erik Mokracek and
Josh Johannesen.
Doug: Before we begin, we always like to get acquainted. Erik,
we'll start with you.
Erik: I Am The Host Of The Internet Game Show "The Little Girl On
Dragon Tales Is Sandy" I Am A Pokemon Fan And Dragon Tales Fan.
I Love GSN And Cartoon Network; I Love Bowling And Going To The
Mall; I Buy CDs, PSX Games, PS2 Games N64 Games, Gamecube Games,
XBOX Games, And Toys.
Doug: "Little Girl On Dragon Tales Is Sandy", eh? Sounds like
a kids' show. But anyway, good luck with that game and good
luck here. Of course we wish equal good luck to Josh. A word
or two about you, sir.
Josh: I am a computer student who wishes to become a techie here
in lovely Aurora, Colorado. My hobbies include computer games
and especially, trivia.
Doug: Well, certainly good luck in the studies, Josh. Players,
you're both coming into this with the understanding the winning
player here in Match Game will *not* go on to Hollywood Squares.
Instead, the player who matches more...
Doug: ...of these standby jurors from the Martha Stewart trial
wins the game. Now, we're going to play under "CBS '70s rules"
instead of "Match Game PM rules" -- meaning we'll play just two
rounds and the player on the left will pick first each time. Also,
we won't keep track of a cyber-cash score in this Match Game.
The winning player will collect a straight up CY$500 and the right
to play a special bonus game for up to CY$10,000 more.
MG ROUND 1 BEGINS
(ding) Doug: ...76 letters. Now, let's see who came the closest. Erik "Taz" Mokracek 57 Doug: Hey, pretty sharp shootin', Tex. Erik, you'll play against... Josh Johannesen 35 Doug: ...Josh. We had lots of other guesses in the mid 30s and lower. To everyone else, we thank you for playing. Perhaps we'll see you later for an audience game. Right now, let's get this show on the road!
