MG round3questionA

 

 

Doug: (grabs A; walks to panel)  This time, we need all the stars to
play this one.  Here we go...

The owner of the travel agency said, "I fired one of my agents because
of her terrible typing skills.  When booking a trip to Niagara Falls,
she typed in '<< BLANK >> Falls' as the destination."

(MG '7x changing keys think music plays)

 

 




 


Doug: OK, Joe, they're set.  Remember, five matches ties.  Six matches
wins.

The owner of the travel agency said, "I fired one of my agents because
of her terrible typing skills.  When booking a trip to Niagara Falls,
she typed in '<< BLANK >> Falls' as the destination."

Joe: (enthusiastically) VIAGRA FALLS!

(audience cheers)

Doug: There ya go.  You certainly got the idea.  Now you gotta hope
everyone over here got it.  Troy, we start with you.

Troy: I don't know where this place is, but to me, at least, it seems 
like the obvious answer... and I'm sure it'd be a fun place to visit...

[[VIAGRA FALLS]]

(ding; audience applause)

Doug: There's one match.  Five away from the win.  Over to Jay.

Jay: I don't know whay they call it 'Falls'...

+--------+
| VIAGRA |
+--------+

(ding; audience applause)

Doug: Good point.  But, two matches now for Joe.  Mark, do you make 
it three?

Mark: (flip) Viagra

(ding; audience applause)

Doug: He does.  Three down, three to go.  Ryan, where did that
poor typing travel agent send that client to?

Ryan: The ONLY answer...
 
[Viagra]

(ding; audience applause)

Doug: 400 now for Joe.  You'll need to match Josh or Nick to
tie.  Match 'em both for the win.  Josh?

Josh: Well, they sent him to the chosen vacation 
spot of Hugh Hefner....VIAGRA Falls. 

(ding; audience applause)

Doug: Tie ball game... and now...

Joe,

if

you

match

Nicholas

J.

Mooneyhan,

you

win

the

game

and

advance

to

Hollywood

Squares

on

our

next

show.

If

not,

we

got

to

a

tie-

breaker.

Nick, 

what

did

you 

say?

Nick: I just want to say before we go on that it's been an honor to 
finally be part of this Match Game panel, it's truly been fun... and 
to everyone out in the audience since we will be off until the new year,
 may everyone have the Merriest of Christmases... and the Happiest of 
New Years in 2004.

(audience applause)

Doug: Lovely sentiment -- and nice way to stretch out the suspense,
too.  (audience laughs)  Now, how did you fill in that blank?

Nick: I think I'll give the definitive answer...  (flips card) 
"VIAGRA Falls".

(dings; audience applause; MG-HSH win music plays)

Doug: And that's a big comeback win for Joe!

 

 




VIAGRA FALLS | VIAGRA | VIAGRA
VIAGRA | VIAGRA | VIAGRA

Joe's response: VIAGRA

 

 

Doug: Joe, we'll tell you what's about to happen.  Michael, as for
you, CY$500, a copy of our new home game for the Sorny GameStation2
and our best wishes for the upcoming holiday season.  Joe, I would
have you come on over and stand on the blue dot -- but we won't be
doing Hollywood Squares tonight.  We'll start that on our next show
(in the new year).  Win there and you're off to the super match.  You'll
be playing against a fine champion in Jay Cross -- so we wish you
and JX equal good luck on the next program.  Meantime, you have CY$1000
for matching everyone and another 500 for winning the game -- as well
as our best wishes for the holiday season.  Folks, we have a little 
treat for you as we wrap up the show for now -- after this.

(audience applauds; MG-HSH music plays)

AN NMG-HSH HOLIDAY SURPRISE FOR 2003